Funny Argumentative Essay Topic Ideas

Why Write Humor?

Want to catch your teacher's attention? Grading papers is boring. A humorous essay will make your instructor laugh, remember who you are, and maybe even give you a bump up on your grade. Better yet, you will have fun writing and it'll be easier to keep yourself awake while you toil away at 2:00 in the morning. Your paper can be ironic, sarcastic, or just funny.

Get inspired by these topic ideas!

Be Sarcastic

  1. Why you should believe every word of an infomercial (pick your favorite).
  2. Why people like watching funny cats videos.
  3. Why you are not an expert at anything but gaming.
  4. Why watching violent video doesn't fry your brains.
  5. Why smoking is good for you.
  6. What your driving instructor never told you.
  7. What your dog is really thinking.
  8. Why Walmart is your favorite store.
  9. Why you love it when your computer freezes up.
  10. Why the customer is never right.
  11. Why teenagers deserve to have the worst jobs for the worst pay.
  12. Why the clothes really do make the man.
  13. Why you need your Starbucks coffee.
  14. Thank you, officer, I really needed that ticket.
  15. Why you love your last name.


  1. What would happen if cats ruled the world.
  2. Where all the mismatched socks go.
  3. Why I hate country music (or rap, classic rock, hip hop, jazz, etc.).
  4. The worst song in the world.
  5. Why people love to watch shark attack shows.
  6. What happens when you use the tanning booth too much.
  7. Why your video game skills should get you a good job.
  8. Why you love email spam.
  9. Why wearing braces is fun.
  10. How playing with Barbie changed your life.
  11. Why Mickey Mouse frightens you (or clowns, or some other icon or celebrity).
  12. How to pretend to enjoy watching sports.
  13. How to pretend you are actually working.
  14. What it is really like to look like a model (or Barbie).
  15. Why _____________(comedian's name) is my hero.

Relationship Topics for Laughs

  1. What girls wish guys knew.
  2. What guys wish girls knew.
  3. Ten signs a guy likes you.
  4. How to have a very awkward date.
  5. Things girls do that guys hate.
  6. Types of dates.
  7. Ten signs a guy is not interested in you.
  8. A guy's makeup advice for girls.
  9. How to become popular.
  10. “No news is good news” does not apply to your social life.
  11. How to get back into the “friendship zone."
  12. How to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
  13. Why Instagram friends are the best.
  14. How not to get asked out on a date (or how not to ask a girl on a date).
  15. How to be really annoying (in life or on Facebook or another social media platform).
  16. How to annoy your parents (or other family members).
  17. How to be an obnoxious boyfriend (or girlfriend).
  18. How not to win the girl of your dreams.
  19. How to lose your BFF.
  20. How to tell a white lie and get away with it.
  21. Why girls exercise more than boys.
  22. Why can’t we have the Un-Hunger Games?
  23. Why I want someone to steal my identity.

Making Social Commentary Hilarious

  1. Global warming is not for sissies.
  2. How to know if a politician is telling the truth.
  3. A better way to get things done in Washington.
  4. How to win the war against terrorism without even trying.
  5. What did the feminist movement ever do for you?
  6. Thank you, officer, I needed that ticket.
  7. Why _________should be the next president (fictional character, movie actor, celebrity.)
  8. Why we really need less gun control.
  9. How Google makes us smarter.
  10. Why advertising works.
  11. Why animals should have more rights than you.
  12. The real causes of global warming.
  13. What I really love about smog.
  14. Radioactive waste is your friend.
  15. Recycling is just for sissies.
  16. Stereotypes are good for you.
  17. Talk radio is my friend.
  18. Why we shouldn't have freedom of speech.
  19. Being homeless isn’t so bad.
  20. What organic foods really are.

Why Do People Like Them So Much?

School Topics for Wisecrackers

  1. Why high school teachers should never retire.
  2. How to write a paper an hour before it is due.
  3. Why _________________ should be a national hero.
  4. What to do if your roommate puts their biology project in your refrigerator.
  5. Why math (science, English, etc.) is my favorite subject.
  6. Why every girl in Texas wants to be a cheerleader.
  7. How to help your roommate decide to move.
  8. How to succeed in school without really trying.
  9. How to win friends and influence teachers.
  10. Why some people should drop out of high school.
  11. How to annoy your roommate.
  12. Why I love fundraising.
  13. Why every teenager needs an iPhone (or other device) in school.
  14. How to write a book report on a book you’ve never read.
  15. How to have a stress-free college experience.
  16. How not to get a good sleep in college.
  17. Why staying up studying is really good for you.
  18. Why I love saying the pledge of allegiance.
  19. Why standardized tests are the best.
  20. What intelligence tests really tell you.
  21. Why you should never get less than an “A.”
  22. How high school stereotypes are good for you.
  23. My dream college.
  24. Why you should let me into your college.
  25. How to study hard and have fun at the same time.

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Funny Families

  1. Why teenagers should take over the family credit cards.
  2. Why your grandmother needs an iPhone.
  3. When your mother forgets your birthday, you know you’ve had a bad day.
  4. Why I should have been an only child.
  5. Things my mother always says.
  6. How to really annoy your parents (or other family members).
  7. How to get your parents to give you money.
  8. Why my dog is my best friend.
  9. What your dog is really thinking.
  10. What did the feminist movement ever do for you?
  11. Can I join your family?
  12. Why every teenager needs an iPhone (or other device).
  13. What would happen if cats ruled the world.
  14. Where all the mismatched socks go.
  15. Why men should be stay-at-home dads.
  16. Mistakes my parents made (but now it is too late).

How to Write for Laughs

Remember, you can turn almost any paper into a humorous or sarcastic one if you...

  • Argue for a ridiculous side of the issue.
  • Go over-the-top on your examples.
  • Argue what not to do rather than what should be done.
  • Use lots of extreme adjectives and adverbs (see chart below).
  • Use intensifying transition words to start sentences, such as: nevertheless, moreover, however, even though, above all, not only...but also, etc.

Words to Use to Ramp up the Humor

Extreme adjectives, adverbs, and verbs are words which replace "very" or "really" or "a lot." Using this sort of word bumps up the humor in your essay.

Funny videos

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What About You?

Do you have an idea for a funny topic? Share it below in the comments section. If you've posted your paper online, email me the link and I'll include it in this article.

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Comments 3 comments

Sofia Pitouli 2 years ago

This is a helpful website to find topics on life, relationships, family issues, society or funny topics. Also, I could use some of these vocabulary words that were listed if I was wanting to write a funny essay.

stephanie 2 years ago

Love this

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Kevin6779 3 years ago from

Currently I'm writing essays and papers for a living, and this hub is very appropriate and right on time!

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