I am a passionate writer who believes in the power of love. I happen to be an author of some romantic comedy books alongside this.
THE NEXT DAY FRIDAY. AT THE MANSION.
BOSS: Oh Naomi and Bob it's so good to see you fine people alive, how did you manage to survive those monsters yesterday?
NAOMI: You left us boss, so why should we tell you?
BOB: Its okay Naomi, we are alive that's what matters. The maid, Dorothy came to our rescue.
BOSS: Oh thank God and i hope she won't leave us with those two monsters again today?
BOB: We better tell her not to. (I wonder why the other servants in this house are soo useless!
NAOMI: I am personally going to tell her that....
BOB: (cuts in) Hold on Naomi let me handle this (goes out in search of Dorothy)
MAID: Bob? (Sights him)
BOB: Oh the voice of the angel i am about to seek.
MAID: How is your back?
BOB: Fine, i am a strong man its just...
MAID: (cuts in) it's okay, can I get you guys juice?
BOB: Wow, yes angel.
MAID: Okay, let me go get it, wait here.(goes to the kitchen)
JANE: He wants the juice? (In the kitchen)
MAID: Yes and I hate what you monsters are asking me to do.
JANET: You gat no choice Dorothy, or else we shall tell daddy about that strange man that sneaks through your window at night.
MAID: Just shut up and be quick about it.
JANET: Bring out dad's sleeping tablet Jane, I hope you were able to sneak out the most powerful ones? The one that makes dad sleep for days when he is having his heart drama?
JANE: Yeah and I am sure its this one. (Handing it over)
JANET: (takes it and drops 5 tablets into the jar of juice) Dorothy take over from here.
MAID: (goes out to meet Bob) here you are Bob, its for you, Naomi and boss.
Bob: Wow! I never knew you love me.
MAID. Well you can never know a woman's heart. (hands him the jug)
BOB. So when do we meet to have a drink and chat. ( SMILING)
MAID. Yeah, but first take your drink and make sure you share it with Naomi and boss. Bye (walks away)
BOB. So can I have your number? (screaming after her) Oops women! Always hiding their feelings. Smiles and goes in to meet the others.
BOB MEETS UP WITH THE PAINTERS.
NAOMI: So how far? Have you told her?
BOB: Well I didn’t have time for that because something more important came up. (winks)
BOSS: And what is that in your hand?
BOB: Juice boss, juice! And guess who gave me?
NAOMI: Who cares! Did you tell her or not?
BOB: Cool down Naomi, something more important came up. I just found out that Dorothy has been hiding her feelings from me and a jar of juice gave it away.
BOSS: Dorothy likes you?
NAOMI: Oh God! So we shall endure those monsters again today? Please tell her to take the kids with her whenever she is going out.
BOB: Hey Naomi, you worry to much, lets just drink this juice of love and later I will personally see to it that those monsters don't mess with us again.
BOSS: Pour me a glass, I need it to relax a bit.
BOB: Okay sir! (pours him a drink) and you Naomi?
NAOMI: (Reluctantly) Fine! A glass, but please deal with the monsters later.
BOB: Yeah! So how do you think I should woo Dorothy?
NAOMI: But why are you asking me?
BOB: Are you jealous Naomi?
BOSS: Hey shut up Bob, Naomi doesn't date, remember the word alone scares her.
BOB: (laughing) oops I just remembered.
NAOMI: Okay now let me surprise you guys. Felix asked me out on a real date, although we had two dates before now, but the real one will be today.
BOSS: Really? But he isn't around.
BOB: (laughing) maybe in her dreams.
NAOMI: Shut up Bob, my Felix is coming today, just watch.
BOSS: Haaa! Why do I feel so sleepy after drinking this juice (yawns) you know what guys, let me lie down a bit, while you guys continue.
BOB: Yeah, I feel sleepy too.
BOSS: You better stay awake and finish up, you should supervise the other painters working behind the house, while you and Naomi paint the remaining two rooms.
BOB: Yes sir.
BOSS: Good (goes to lie down)
NAOMI: So Bob, what will you say if I tell you Felix loves me?
BOB: I will say - wake up from your dreams Naomi!
NAOMI: (laughing) I am serious.
BOB: Me to.
Naomi: Okay fine. I love him but I am not sure of his feelings for me (yawns) oh God my neck, I am so tired. Bob you are dozing off!
BOB: Naomi please don't tell boss, I need to lie down a bit.
NAOMI: Me too Bob, but the floor is so dirty I can't.
BOB: Naomi, look at your overall, its stained with paint.(laughing sheepishly).
NAOMI: Yeah, okay let me join you, I need this nap. I just hope those kids didn’t slip something into the juice because I feel so tired just after drinking it.
BOB: Shut up.
NAOMI: Okay (sleeps off)
THIRTY MINUTES LATER.
JANE: Janet come see, they have slept off! (laughing) see them sleeping like goats.
JANET: Okay time to work, drag Bob's right leg, let me drag the other up to Naomi, make it quick dad will soon be here.
JANE: Okay. Then put Bob's hand over Naomi's breast.
JANET: Yeah exactly, then lets drag boss to Naomi.
JANE: Yeah perfect! And put Naomi's hand over her bosses thing.
JANET: Common Jane that cruel. Lets just put it on his waist.
JANE: Okay fine, you are to weak Janet.
JANET: Common lets go, we are done here, dad will soon be back.
AN HOUR LATER.
FELIX: (rings door bell) Hello!
JANET: Jane! Daddy is back! (opens the door and jumps on him)
FELIX: Hey sweetheart how you doing?
JANE: Hi Mr Felix.
FELIX: Hey number one monster, how do you do?
JANE: How do you do baby (laughing)
Maid: Welcome sir.
FELIX: Hey Dorothy, how you doing?
MAID: Fine sir.
FELIX: Where are the painters?
JANE: Oh dad some are painting outside but Naomi, Bob and Mr Alex are painting the sturdy, lets go inspect.
FELIX: Okay let me drop my bags first.
JANE: No dad give it to Dorothy, lets go inspect them first, please!
FELIX: Okay but why are you so eager?
FELIX: Hope you girls are enjoying your midterm break?(walking towards the sturdy)
JANE: Yes dad, more than you can imagine.
FELIX: You kids are...(opens the door and stops)what on earth!
JANE: Oh my God daddy! See Bobs hand over Naomi's breast and her hand on her bosses waist!
FELIX: What is this! ( laments in shock)
NAOMI: (jumps up from her sleep) God! Oh God!!! Who is that?
FELIX: Its Bob. (Replies sarcastically)
NAOMI: Oh Felix is that you?
FELIX: No its Bobs hand?
BOB: (wakes up) oh Mr Felix you back? We have been busy.
FELIX: Yeah, with your hand on Naomi's breast.
NAOMI: I don't know what happened Felix...
FELIX: You know what Naomi, just make use of your hands painting my wall instead of hanging it on your bosses waist. Remember we have a date by 6pm.
JANE: But dad she can't go, she is not done painting.
BOB: I will see to it we finish on time. (Cuts in)
FELIX: Good (walks out)
BOB: Am sorry Naomi.
NAOMI: Its okay Bob (sad)
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