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Fauntleroy and Flossy – The Orgy of Gluttony

Updated on February 9, 2017

Fauntleroy stood looking at himself in the mirror. “Flossy, what do you think of how things are going so far?” He stared in the mirror for a moment. “Flossy?” He looked around, “Flossy?” Mmmm wonder how long she has been gone. “No matter,” he said aloud. He snapped his fingers. Con-Con Connie stepped away from the wall where she was hidden by matching her attire to the wallpaper pattern. “How long has Flossy been gone?”

“If you need a woman, my president, one will be provided for you.”

“I am only attracted to Eastern European women.” Fauntleroy thought fondly of his wives and other conquests.

“That was some party down at your private estate. I think you have seduced all of your high ranking party members now with expensive food and liquor and those late night gatherings. All their coffers are full. I want to personally thank you for a lovely time. Now, we have work to do.” She paused, “Do you really think your ploy to get Snowden turned over to you in return for looking the other way in the Ukraine will work.”


Fauntleroy straightened his tie. “What do we have to lose. Put-baby is there with his military. They have a history there. We may see Cuba thrown in with the deal. And if we get Snowden, I may bring back hanging.”

“Model T has sent a question to you. She wants to know how you think our military will behave on the battlefield side-by-side Russian soldiers?”

“They will do what I tell them to do,” Fauntleroy answered. “Why did she send a question through you?”

“Stone cold crazy guy gives her the creeps. Come on, we have to sap the Democrats' emotions. We will crush them.”

“I just spent millions of taxpayer dollars wining and dining my top supporters and the elected Republican guard. Everyone should be happy. I think everyone got laid, except the Senate Majority Leader.”

They both laughed as they walked out of the Royal residence.

“Release some photographs, we want to show my base what waits for them once their hard working attitudes bring them their fortunes.” Fauntleroy stood tall, thinking of his achievements.


The Super Bowl Half Time Call

"Bill, this is Faunt. Do you hear me? This is Faunt. I only like winners. Not losers. Do you hear me? Are you a winner? Do you want a seat at the table? You tell that quaterback, to get into gear. This is the Super Bowl! He can rest next week. Fire him up. You hear me? I want him, Fired up, ready to go!"


After a long weekend and tough day back at the office Fauntleroy returned to the Royal residence. “Oh, Flossy. Flossy where are you? Are you playing hide and seek?”

There was no reply. His youthful, Royal Disrober, readied him for the big brass bed and bowed as she left the room. Fauntleroy’s head hit the silk pillow and he immediately fell into his favorite dream.

The Keys to the Treasury

A long line of young, sleek Eastern European women walked by his Royal throne carrying jewelry crafted in the finest houses and displayed upon trays covered with black velvet. If something caught his eye, he would grab it. The jeweler would receive payment once the holder pleased him.

Then he was escorted by Royal train to the vaults of Fort Knox where he drew warmth through his fingers running them over the cold gold bars. From there he went to the United States Treasury. Once there he directed pallets of money be brought to his private vaults, knowing government accountants could not catch such small misappropriations.

Next a dozen nubile servers brought trays of food and lay them about him on his bed where he ate his fill.

Then it was once again morning at the Royal residence.

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Elaine Chao, confirmed this week as Trump’s transportation secretary, received $50,000 in 2015 for a five-minute speech to the political wing of the Mujahedeen-e-Khalq, previously called a “cult-like” terrorist group by the State Department.

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THE INTELLECTUALIST - POSTED ON FEBRUARY 05, 2017

On Wednesday, Republican Reps. Steve King (IA) and Joe Wilson (SC) re-introduced a so-called right-to-work bill that would significantly hamper unions across the country and likely lower wages for all Americans.

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THE INTELLECTUALIST - POSTED ON FEBRUARY 04, 2017

We are told today that truth no longer matters. It does. Roger Simon * Politico

First Amendment

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Disclaimer

Holy Mouly, I forgot the disclaimer. Without the disclaimer it would all be true.

This is fiction. No oligarchs were injured in the writing of this story.

Jarmo – Billionaire

A Day with a Russian Billionaire

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Genna - We are witnessing a strategy, it has been used in Germany and Russia. It is an attack on truth. It plays on human frailty by stirring thoughts of fear. It is flag waving, or in this case a different type of Nationalism. They are routing out all who have offered dissent at any level. This is not transition, it is a blitzkrieg. Why it is being allowed to happen is a mystery.

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      Genna East 9 months ago

      Hi Mike...

      I'm sorry to hear that of some of his supporters. They're reacting out of emotion, fear and not thinking. Some just might be part of what has been described as "the intelligence/character crisis in America." And that's a frightening, sad state of affairs. I wish more of them would embrace reading and knowledge, rather than an environment where leading scientists and editors are viewed as "corrupt," or cherry pick through facts while spewing "alternative facts" as reality. Such indifference is the grandfather of all sins.

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Genna - It was nice to see a small bit of the 'Checks and Balances' work. If only for a brief moment. To many are calling for scraping the EO as written and writing a better worded order with clearer intent. My guess is they are doing that right now.

      This is a take no prisoners administration and we are going to see that in the months to come.

      The 9th District Court did dig in to protect the constitution. I heard last night that Trump supports believe that he should be the last word. That is a scary thought.

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      Genna East 9 months ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Hi Mike...

      Well, yesterday offered a glimmer of hope. When I read on Wednesday that the attorney for the Justice Dept. couldn't produce any evidence that the existing vetting processes were insufficient, I knew the 9th Circuit Court would uphold the stay on Trump's travel ban. Sean Spicer said, himself, when twice asked by a journalist that there was no intelligence to indicate the US was in danger or under any threats of impending harm, and that Mr. Trump's executive order was more preemptive in nature. Trump's campaign rhetoric, Giuliani's statement, the impact on visa and green card holders, and those unable to leave the country because of the order's restraints on re-entering the US, and more, really cooked it. And the "no review of the merits"? What did Trump THINK was going to happen?

      Well, Mr. Trump, welcome to the Whitehouse and the real world. You can't just bully Mexico or China to cater to your behests like a CEO of some golf resort, nor the United States court systems of checks and balances. This isn't High School.

      Have a great weekend! :-)

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      I can't decide if a 'Consumer President' is in office or an "AutoPen President"

      But I am sure I will decide and use one of those - haha

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 9 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Oh Mike, you didn't cause confusion. I just thought I'd missed something. I just watched ' The View' and they're having a field day with Kellyanne's remarks about buying Ivanka brand.

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Ruby - There is nothing in the news about McD. I saw the picture and thought it would fit here. While the America dines on McD, the rich run down to their castle in Florida and have a fund raiser.

      McD gets plenty of news coverage about what 'substitutes' goes into their food.

      Because this is a satire I uses lots of leeway. Sorry for the confusion.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 9 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Mike, explain about McD. I guess I missed that news. I will admit that I'm not watching the news as much. I watch ABC world news nightly. I was watching MSNBC all day when this horror was new....

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello mar - I agree each day the news is as if a war was being reported. And it is a war against the people of this country, no matter who they voted for the fallout is going to effect them.

      I have a template of the pattern of this satire. Somehow the Disclaimer was an afterthought. yikes

      McD is part of the cultural problem.

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      Maria Jordan 9 months ago from Jeffersonville PA

      The nightly news is becoming quite difficult to watch - tonight being no exception.

      Did you really forget the disclaimer? Is there such a thing as a time machine? I know...it's the Philosopher in me.

      As far as McD...probably not so safe - today and tomorrow.

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hi Bill. Every day it is like watching the newsreel of the Hindenburg bursting into flames and crashing to the ground. That is the effect they want, and that is the effect they are getting.

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      Bill Holland 9 months ago from Olympia, WA

      I watch ABC news every night. I find it all fascinating in a horrific sort of way, like knowing the train is going to crash, and hundreds will be injured or killed, but not being able to take my eyes off the screen.

      This is a series that I hate to love, and I know you know what I mean. :) Keep smiling, buddy. Things have to get better, right?

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Genna - I did see Melissa McCarthy's parody of Sean Spicer. It is going to cost him his job. So she deserves a Freedom Medal. The ocean of material you mention is the administration tearing down the U.S. Government. They are the architectures of destruction.

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      Genna East 9 months ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Hi Mike;

      Another gem in this series. I still think you should submit your parodies to Saturday Night Live. I can visualize Alec Baldwin as Fauntleroy. By the way, Melissa McCarthy's parody of Sean Spicer was brilliant and hysterical. She and the writers deserve an Emmy. To be fair, SNL has targeted politicians from both sides of the aisle. The point is not to provide them with a wellspring of material. Mr. Trump and his WH staff have provided the SNL writers with an ocean of it.

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Martie - It is unnatural for a human to become completely corrupt. Those that become completely corrupt make that moral decision. It seems a hurdle that many are willing to make. The U.S. of A. is likely already more corrupt than Russia. There is so much more to steal.

      Thanks for staying with the rantings from SoCal.

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      Martie Coetser 9 months ago from South Africa

      The word 'corruption' gives me the horrors! What's going on in Romania at present should be going on all over the world.

      That video of the Russian billionaire sheds some light on BRICKS Bank - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Development_Bank

      The possibility that the USA will soon find themselves on the same level as Russia, is scary and sad.

      Take care, dear Mck!

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Patty - That is funny that Kroc's wife disposed of the money in a charitable fashion. Once all the regulations are lifted,will it be safe to eat at McD?

      Thanks for stopping by this morning.

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      Patty Inglish 9 months ago from North America

      The McD Last Supper makes me smile to know that McDonald's is beginning to lose money once again and is forced to sell franchises - in China first of all.

      When he died, Kroc's wife gave his money to NPR. What a great thing and a good laugh, too.

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      mckbirdbks 9 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hi Ruby - I think that Fauntleroy is a billboard for a 1930's movie. So, someone else gets the credit. McDonnel and company I found by reading a British news article. I think soon the Dollar gets devalued. So, I do think you are correct, that any savings older people may have been able to save from the 2008 crash is likely in jeopardy.

      But as are friends on the Right say, 'We are just a bunch of crybabies."

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 9 months ago from Southern Illinois

      The video says it all. Corruption at it's finest. When I think of how many need warm coats this winter and he has a closet full just for hunting! I know this is satire, but the gold in Fort Knox is in danger, as well as everyone's savings. I am amazed at the pictures, and I lol at the Pez and Crabimeat. Did you do the artwork of Little Lord Fauntleory? If so, it's brilliant. I think this episode covered the Seven Sins and maybe a couple more. I am amazed at your ability to showcase so many of these people in their exact image. This one is the best so far, of course I say that with each one. Keep writing my friend....