Funny Einstein Quotes About Love, Life, Success, Knowledge, Atheism, God and Religion

Updated on November 17, 2017
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein

This is a list of the best and funniest Albert Einstein quotes about love, life, success, knowledge, atheism, God and religion. Albert Einstein (1879-1955) was a super genius scientist who became famous with his best-known theory, the Theory of Special Relativity. He is the symbol of genius and intelligence in popular culture. His picture, "Einstein sticking out his tongue" is funny and famous around the world. His funny quotes are put on t-shirts, mugs, stickers, posters, and many other popular gifts.

Albert Einstein was a German-American physicist. He was born at Ulm, in Württemberg, Germany, on March 14, 1879. He won the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. He move to United States and became a lecturer and mathematics professor at Princeton. His activities in America not only related to science, but also to politics and social issues. Albert Einstein was a known pacifism activist and a famously absent-minded professor.

For this article, after doing my research, I just chose simple, short, unique, and funny quotes. I divide the list into categories: love, life, success, god and religion, and knowledge. I hope you find some inspiration and laughs in Einstein's words.

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Funny Einstein Quotes About Love

  • Love is a better teacher than duty.
  • Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do - but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.
  • No, this trick won’t work… How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?
  • Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
  • Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Mileva Mari 1896. Einstein first wife.
Mileva Mari 1896. Einstein first wife. | Source

Einstein Quotes on Life

  • There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
  • I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
  • A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
  • Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
  • Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
  • If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.
  • If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
  • Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
  • Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

Elsa Einstein, second wife
Elsa Einstein, second wife

Quotes on Success and Motivation

  • If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
  • Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.
  • The value of achievement lies in the achieving.
  • Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
  • Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.
  • The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable of receiving.
  • Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
  • Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance your must keep on moving. - Einstein letter to his son.
Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance your must keep on moving. - Einstein letter to his son. | Source
  • You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
  • If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
  • Morality is of the highest importance - but for us, not for God.
  • A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.
  • Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
  • Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Young Albert Einstein
Young Albert Einstein | Source

Quotes on Knowledge

  • The search for truth is more precious than its possession.
  • It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  • The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.

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  • There's a Genius in all of us.
  • Information is not knowledge.
  • The man of science is a poor philosopher.
  • Truth is what stands the test of experience.
  • The only source of knowledge is experience
  • I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive.
  • The truth of a theory is in your mind, not in your eyes.

Atheism, God, and Religion

  • God always takes the simplest way.
  • Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.
  • I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil.
  • I want to know God’s thoughts; the rest are details.
  • I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
  • God is subtle but he is not malicious.

"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice" -- Albert Einstein
"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice" -- Albert Einstein | Source
  • All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
  • True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness.
  • God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.
  • True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness.
  • Do you believe in immortality? No, and one life is enough for me.
  • My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Albert Einstein Memorial Statue, Copyright 1978 by Robert Berks
Albert Einstein Memorial Statue, Copyright 1978 by Robert Berks

Bonus: Favorite Quote of Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein himself loved quotes and sayings. He had a favorite one too. Do you know what is it? Here his favorite quote. This sign is hung in his office at Princeton:


“Not everything that counts can be counted and not everything that can be counted counts.”


Albert Einstein in his room
Albert Einstein in his room | Source

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      Brandon Hart 2 years ago from The Game

      I like Einstien's quote saying: "If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."

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      asif 3 years ago

      Very nice collection. ..

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      Mitko 4 years ago

      My favorite quote from Einstein "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, it's because of them I did it myself."

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      Awais 5 years ago

      einstein give us a lesson of life that which way turn your life to became successfull .amaizing quotes .

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      EJLevy 5 years ago

      "Be it what they seem to be things aren't always what they are."

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      Jay 5 years ago

      This is my favorite quote from Mr. Einstein "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, it's because of them I did it myself." ^J^

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      htodd 6 years ago from United States

      He was really a great star..

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      mr peabody 6 years ago

      I read part two first, but either way it was a very enjoyable read thank you for the effort of putting this together

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      RAMAN BRAR 6 years ago

      Nice hub. i really enjoyed it. so thanks for sharing

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      Hemu 6 years ago

      I never know Sir Albert Einstein is so one liner.

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      Genna East 6 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      I liked this hub; it gives us a bit of a window into Albert Einstein, the man, and his humor and insight. Thank you!

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      albert einstein quotes 7 years ago

      Einstein quotes are very helpful in real world life. thanks for sharing.

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      royalbert 7 years ago

      Nice hub. I really liked it reading