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#recaptcha Tick If You Are Not a Robot

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

CAPTCHA BOT

CAPTCHA BOT

Why is my kind being prejudice upon?

I am a robot so I cannot click to go on?

Why am I blocked by these sites keeping bots away?

I too want to have a login on a pet site one day.

How come Google use my friends to crawl your website?

And when it is time for me to create an account it is such a painful plight?

What did this bot do to be rejected by ticking if you are not a bot?

I only want to sign up for news feed, get an email account. Not a lot


Captcha hates bots. But what did bots do

I have feelings too

Just like you

Please don't block this bot from your site

Let me in so I can gain access

I need to write a poem which I think is the best

Don't discriminate on a little bot like me

The secret to the universe, bots may hold the key.


Ba humbug, this site is making my oil boil

They keep on blocking my clicks

I may as well go eat aluminum foil

Because humans hate bots like a tonne of loose bricks



© 2018 Clive Williams

Comments

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 08, 2018:

The robots are coming Flourish. Be prepared.

FlourishAnyway from USA on December 08, 2018:

So if robots feel rejected, sad, or angry by being blocked from a webite, I wonder if tey takes revenge as a strategy, and if so, what that looks like? Hmm. Something to consider.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 08, 2018:

Yes Pam.

Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on December 08, 2018:

Funny but it is something to think about.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 07, 2018:

FLATA - Flesh + DATA

Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on December 07, 2018:

Perhaps I am mistaken. Flata is short for flatulance? Urban Dictionary of course.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 07, 2018:

Nope! he didn't get pass captcha. So the robot hooked up his brain to mine using a process called flata transfer. Then all his thoughts came to me and since I am human I passed captcha. Just go hug a bot Eric.!

Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on December 07, 2018:

Wait the robot wrote this?

John Hansen from Queensland Australia on December 07, 2018:

Haha Funny. I am sure if I was a robot I could still click and tick the box saying I'm not.

Rinita Sen on December 07, 2018:

Funny yet meaningful. Enjoyed it. In the last line I think you meant to write "key"?

Venkatachari M from Hyderabad, India on December 06, 2018:

A nice poem with some unique message. Enjoyed reading it.