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A Humorous Poem about Pregnancy

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Mommies tummies growing,
and the lawn needs mowing,
daddy doesn't worry,
they crave lots of curry.

She calls daddy mister,
and soon I'll have a sister,
she knits little clothes,
and complains about her toes.

She can't bend over anymore,
but she still goes to the store,
she says her back is aching,
that doesn't stop her baking.

Panic has set in,
the trouble daddies in,
were getting in the car,
not driving very far.

There's water everywhere,
and daddy doesn't care,
he's delivering my sister,
the darn thing's inside her.

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