Your Naughty Cat - A Humorous Cat Poem

Updated on June 29, 2020
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Prithviraj likes to write humorous and silly poems. Here, he has written a funny poem on the naughtiness of the cats.

Cats are naughty yet loving and humorous creatures. And have you ever wondered about what the cat likes and what they don't? What they think about you - their human?

Here is a humorous poem about cats that you will enjoy reading. And if there is a cat in the house, then you can read aloud this poem to her/him. The cat will love it!

Funny Cat Poetry
Funny Cat Poetry

Your Naughty Cat - A Humorous Cat Poem

I am the mighty naughty cat,
My favourite food is a rat.
I would like to slap humans with a bat,
But I won't do it because I like their pat!
But I will surely kill them with a bat,
If they disturb my sleep with their pat!

I like to irritate my humans nonstop,
I will sit on their head or on their laptop.
That's just a way of mine showing love for them,
So that for a lifetime, they will praise me like a gem!

I like blue and green.
And I am your queen!

So, hey human! Get some food for your queen.
A fish will be delicious,
But a rat will be auspicious!

I don't like parties with a loud noise,
So in my house, keep the noise low,
Unless you don't want me to make you my foe!

Follow all my commands,
And I will bestow you with considerable amends.
By learning catwalks from me, you have developed a great walking sense.
Are you interested in learning my magical sixth-sense?
I will teach you only if you follow all my commands!

Naughty Cats
Naughty Cats

I can see in the dark,
So if a ghost ever embark,
To save your life, depending on my mood, I will hiss at that jerk.
But If my mood says otherwise, then"RIP to your soul", I say this with a smirk.

I like to scratch my furniture with my claws,
Let me do that, else as an omen, I will come in your path with my claws!

I am the mighty naughty cat,
I am a born talented, good fishing cat,
That's all for today,
Now go read poems about my big brother cats!

So this was a humorous poem of a naughty cat. If you have a cat and you find some of her/his habits funny. You can mention those crazy habits in the comments. And if you are a cat who is reading this poem, then do mention the annoying habits of your human.

Which is your most favourite cat?

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Have an amazing kitty cat day!

© 2020 Prithviraj Shirole

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    • Prithviraj Shirole profile imageAUTHOR

      Prithviraj Shirole 

      4 days ago from India

      Meoww Supriya!

      Yup, Cats are lovely ❤ And thank you so much for loving this poem too.

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      Supriya 

      4 days ago

      Meoww❤️ I love cat nd this funny poem too..

    • Prithviraj Shirole profile imageAUTHOR

      Prithviraj Shirole 

      4 days ago from India

      Hi Shraddha,

      Thank you so much for finding the poem humorous.

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      Prithviraj Shirole 

      4 days ago from India

      Hi Liza,

      Feisty plus funny! That's really a great combination.

      Thank you so much for finding the cat poem funny.

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      Shradha Vaidya 

      4 days ago

      Indeed a humorous one

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      Liza 

      4 days ago from USA

      I have a cat, and he is a bit feisty! Yes, funny at the same time. Thanks for this fun poem, Prithviraj.

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      Prithviraj Shirole 

      7 days ago from India

      Hey Raghvendra,

      Thanks for finding the poem funny.

    • Prithviraj Shirole profile imageAUTHOR

      Prithviraj Shirole 

      7 days ago from India

      Hey Raghvendra,

      Thanks for finding the poem funny.

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      Prithviraj Shirole 

      7 days ago from India

      Hello Shreya,

      Yup, cats are lovely. Thanks for liking the poem.

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      raghvendra 

      7 days ago

      very funny

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      Shreya Zunjarrao 

      7 days ago

      Yay!!..Cats!...I love em. Great work Keep it up.

    • Prithviraj Shirole profile imageAUTHOR

      Prithviraj Shirole 

      7 days ago from India

      Hi Tim,

      Thank you so much for appriciation.

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      Tim Truzy 

      7 days ago from U.S.A.

      You cature the personality of cats with style. They don't live in a house; they simply let us dwell there. Wonderful, uplifting, and funny work.

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      Prithviraj Shirole 

      8 days ago from India

      Hi Shraddha,

      Yes, cats are the best. Thank you so much for liking the poem.

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      Shraddha Zunjarrao 

      8 days ago

      Cats!!! Wow.. Mast.. My favorite..

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