World Without Cheese
I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.
No Cheese
What an Armageddon
I simply could not believe.
That we would exist without cheese.
How lonely would my cracker be?
What would happen to the saying, “it’s cheesy.”
My burger would fall into complete depression
When cheese seize to exist and causes a food recession
All my friends would cry every day, especially Lisa
Because to her, there is nothing better than cheesy pizza.
There would be a riot across the nation
When people realise there is no Parmesan
Fires would start and everyone would attack the corner beggar
For he saved the last stale piece of cheddar
Mac would have an anxiety attack right away
As Mozzarella takes itself away
Many women would leave their husbands place
As they become obsessed in finding the last strawberry cheesecake
I simply can’t imagine a good meal of lasagna
No cheese to me is no pasta.
Oh God save us please
Give us back the almighty cheese
Don’t let this taste leave my mind
A world without cheese is like committing the greatest crime.
© 2020 Clive Williams
