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Who Is That Man in the Window?

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Where There Was One Now There is Three

It is early in the morning

Most people are racing to go to work

These guys are in no hurry

They sometimes meet at different times during the day

Today three of them are up at the crack of dawn

To trade stories of when they were young

Sipping coffee and joking

Poking fun at each other

Watching everyone else like a hawk

They can sit for hours

Off in a corner

Their favorite spot

One guy comes in all dressed up

A sharp dresser he certainly is

Not one hair out of place

Like he is ready to go to a wedding

The other guy lives in sweat pants

The last guy likes to wear his favorite dungaries

Hey, Joe what's new with you?

I keep telling you every day

Nothing changes the same old routine

Where's Bob?

I talked to him the other day

He said he would be here

I wonder if something happened?

Quit your belly aching

He is always late

I think he told me once

He was three weeks late for his own birth

Old Sammy was complaining on que

I could set my watch to him

They have no right

Taking so much out in taxes

I tell you the government is all a bunch of crooks

They give us social security and in the next hand they try to take it away before the money gets cold

Why can't you guys see it?

It is an armed robbery in plain sight

I know what you mean

I worked all those years in construction

For what?

Retirement isn't all fun and games

I rolled out of bed the other day

I rolled right on to the floor

Lucky I landed on my brains

You can say that again

Even today my back is a little sore

Did you see that?

See what?

How could you miss her?

She was a real doll

I didn't see her

I was looking down

The lid came off my coffee

Joe you wouldn't see Miss America if she walked right in

I told you I have to get my eyes checked

The doctor said I have cataract

I have known you a long time

You couldn't see many years before you had the cataract

Hey that's not nice

Who said I am nice

All right children

Do I have to separate you two

I should of got a muffin

Nobodys stopping you from getting a muffin now

Well I got to go

I heard it is suppose to snow

Don't believe everything you hear

If you did you'd go crazy

That didn't help you

You are already crazy