Who Is That Man in the Window?
Where There Was One Now There is Three
It is early in the morning
Most people are racing to go to work
These guys are in no hurry
They sometimes meet at different times during the day
Today three of them are up at the crack of dawn
To trade stories of when they were young
Sipping coffee and joking
Poking fun at each other
Watching everyone else like a hawk
They can sit for hours
Off in a corner
Their favorite spot
One guy comes in all dressed up
A sharp dresser he certainly is
Not one hair out of place
Like he is ready to go to a wedding
The other guy lives in sweat pants
The last guy likes to wear his favorite dungaries
Hey, Joe what's new with you?
I keep telling you every day
Nothing changes the same old routine
Where's Bob?
I talked to him the other day
He said he would be here
I wonder if something happened?
Quit your belly aching
He is always late
I think he told me once
He was three weeks late for his own birth
Old Sammy was complaining on que
I could set my watch to him
They have no right
Taking so much out in taxes
I tell you the government is all a bunch of crooks
They give us social security and in the next hand they try to take it away before the money gets cold
Why can't you guys see it?
It is an armed robbery in plain sight
I know what you mean
I worked all those years in construction
For what?
Retirement isn't all fun and games
I rolled out of bed the other day
I rolled right on to the floor
Lucky I landed on my brains
You can say that again
Even today my back is a little sore
Did you see that?
See what?
How could you miss her?
She was a real doll
I didn't see her
I was looking down
The lid came off my coffee
Joe you wouldn't see Miss America if she walked right in
I told you I have to get my eyes checked
The doctor said I have cataract
I have known you a long time
You couldn't see many years before you had the cataract
Hey that's not nice
Who said I am nice
All right children
Do I have to separate you two
I should of got a muffin
Nobodys stopping you from getting a muffin now
Well I got to go
I heard it is suppose to snow
Don't believe everything you hear
If you did you'd go crazy
That didn't help you
You are already crazy