What Happened to the Cute Doll Trolls?

Updated on February 2, 2018
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John has been writing poetry since his school days. He was awarded "Poet of the Year 2014" Hubby Awards and has had two poems become songs.

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What Happened to the Cute Doll Trolls?


What happened to the cute doll trolls?

I guess time always takes its toll.

Chubby, naked, coloured hair,

One time they were everywhere.


Now a troll is seen as bad,

Insulting others is a fad.

The Internet’s their pet domain,

Giving chatrooms a bad name.


Why can people be so cruel,

Calling everyone else a fool,

Telling stories, spreading lies,

Cowardly hiding in disguise?

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Trolling chatrooms just for fun,

Throwing insults on the run.

Fucking losers, nerds with guns,

Please excuse my stupid puns.


Why can’t people just be friends,

Chatting with no evil ends,

Talk about their lives and loves,

If they’re believers, God above?


Some people just have dark intent,

Maybe have nowhere to vent,

Fueled by jealousy and rage,

Humiliated at some stage.

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So, they pick on those they see

As popular or worry-free.

It makes them feel as though they’re strong,

When in fact this is so wrong.


So, here’s to all you nasty trolls,

Stalkers, and the lurking dolls.

Get a life, and leave us be,

Your time is wasted, can’t you see?


What happened to the cute doll trolls?

I guess time always takes its toll.

Chubby, naked, coloured hair,

One time they were everywhere.

Whatever Happened to the Cute Doll Trolls?
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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Yes, Flourish. Yes, that is a real worry. Thanks for reading.

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        FlourishAnyway 3 months ago from USA

        Once they were dolls but now is the real danger because the trolls are human. I agree with Frank.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Thank you Larry. So do I.

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        Larry Rankin 3 months ago from Oklahoma

        Wish things could just be carefree.

        Always enjoy your poems.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Haha Shyron, You are funny. Your poetic comments always add to the value of a poem.

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        Shyron E Shenko 3 months ago from Texas

        Once I collected those cute chubby troll dolls

        Then I babysat and the troll dolls became drool dolls

        One I thought was lost forever was found by the plumber

        And he got paid for the babysitting chore

        Some of the troll dolls walked out the door

        Leaving purple, orange and green hair upon my floor

        They must have left my country and become good and sore

        And they are always calling me from a number that starts with “V”

        That is how you know they are evil trolls when the number starts with V—20517090300003

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        Blessings my friend

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Haha, Frank, that's hilarious! ROTFL . Thanks for the great comment.

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        Doris James-MizBejabbers 3 months ago

        @Frank: Even the hair is perfect! Never thought of that.

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        Frank Atanacio 3 months ago from Shelton

        yeah.. whatever did happen to those trolls? Well one got elected president of these United States.. Love the poem.. LOL

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        I whole-heartedly agree, MsDora. "Get a life, and leave us be," indeed.

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        Dora Weithers 3 months ago from The Caribbean

        I have already forgotten about the doll trolls. Wish there were no human trolls to remember. "Get a life, and leave us be" and bring back the harmless dolls!

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Well, thank you MizB, I never expected this to be anyone's favourite of my poetry but both you and Val have said such so I am grateful. I guess it is just because I sat down a little angry at some online stuff I read and wrote it all in about 10 minutes. I guess there was feeling behind it and it touches on an important issue.

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        Doris James-MizBejabbers 3 months ago

        John, I think this is my favorite of your poems, too. At first the cute little troll photos attracted my attention, but then you got down to business. I think we've all been visited by the ugly trolls. They are all untalented losers, so they have to show their a$$e$ some way.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Cris, I think most of us had one or two of these dolls, boys and girls alike. They were much more preferable to the nasty, ugly trolls of today. Cheers.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Hi Chitrangada. Your comments are always appreciated, and yes, trolling is an important subject that needs to be addressed.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        True Eric, a lot of things have gone now. Anything that reminds you to watch Monty Python must be good though...especially The Holy Grail.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Hello, Rasma. Thanks for reading and glad this rekindled some pleasant memories.

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        CrisSp 3 months ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

        Used to have these dolls too. They may look ugly and scary but certainly mean no harm unlike the trolls of today.

        Good one John.

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        Chitrangada Sharan 3 months ago from New Delhi, India

        It’s an important subject, which you have addressed in this well expressed poem!

        Insulting others is in no way acceptable and we must show our disapproval, whenever possible.

        Well done and thanks for sharing!

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        Eric Dierker 3 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

        So sad they fished to much and now all the trawlers are gone to. You remind me to watch Monty Python.

        Wonderful weaving of commentary.

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        Gypsy Rose Lee 3 months ago from Riga, Latvia

        Enjoyed this. Had almost forgotten about these trolls. I used to enjoy them. Thank you for the poetic trip down memory lane.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Haha, John. Yes they used to be everywhere. Since the animated movie, I am sure a few new toys have appeared but I haven't seen them yet.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Thank you, Bill. Yes, we used to have them hanging from the car mirror, on the end of pencils, etc. They seemed to pop up everywhere. Now I can't find one.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Shajqat, I couldn't agree more. Thank you for reading and supporting my stand.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Harish, I hate trolls and wish it could be stamped out. Unfortunately, I doubt that is possible.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Thanks for reading this Mary, and for your kind comment.

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        Faith-Hope-Love 3 months ago

        John, I was wondering the same thing whatever Happened to those trolls that we'd hang in the car or around the living room, etc. You have hit the query right on the head. Well done. Enjoyed this one thoroughly. John

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        Linda Lum 3 months ago from Washington State, USA

        Jodah, I did not (at first) see the direction this was going. Well done sir.

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        Bill Holland 3 months ago from Olympia, WA

        Nice commentary on society, John! Come to think of it, I never do see those little trolls anymore. All buried in a box in the basement, me thinks.

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        Shafqat Mushtaq 3 months ago

        Trolls are a grave concern and anyone touching the topic is undoubtedly doing a service to humanity.

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        Harish Mamgain 3 months ago from New Delhi , India

        Insulting others or trolling is to sink low. Some guys like it. I like your poem.

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        Mary Norton 3 months ago from Ontario, Canada

        Am glad you wrote your disapproval in a lovely poem. Somehow, because it is lyrical, it is fun to read.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Val - I always look forward to seeing a comment by you on one of my poems. Like you I always have some form of social commentary "lurking" behind my simple rhymes. Glad to hear this is one of your favourites from among my offerings.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Thank you, Hari. Much appreciated.

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        John Hansen 3 months ago from Queensland Australia

        Thank you Chris, and for echoing my sentiments about such losers in our society.

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        Vladimir Karas 3 months ago from Canada

        John---This is one of my favorite from your rich poetic opus---maybe because it was said in a spirit of some of my own satirical articles about phony folks parading around with their pathetic machismo.

        Loved the rhymes too.

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        Chris Mills 3 months ago from Missoula, Montana at least until August 2018

        We need to take away all online access by these f****** losers except one chat room where they can pick on each other.

        Hi John, way to lead the charge against the forces of lurkness. Trolls used to be so cute.

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        Hari Prasad S 3 months ago from Bangalore

        Cool poem jodah.

        - hari

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