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What Happened to the Cute Doll Trolls?

John is passionate about human and animal rights, social justice, equality, and the environment, and likes to convey that in his writing.

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What Happened to the Cute Doll Trolls?


What happened to the cute doll trolls?

I guess time always takes its toll.

Chubby, naked, coloured hair,

One time they were everywhere.


Now a troll is seen as bad,

Insulting others is a fad.

The Internet’s their pet domain,

Giving chatrooms a bad name.


Why can people be so cruel,

Calling everyone else a fool,

Telling stories, spreading lies,

Cowardly hiding in disguise?

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Trolling chatrooms just for fun,

Throwing insults on the run.

Fucking losers, nerds with guns,

Please excuse my stupid puns.


Why can’t people just be friends,

Chatting with no evil ends,

Talk about their lives and loves,

If they’re believers, God above?


Some people just have dark intent,

Maybe have nowhere to vent,

Fueled by jealousy and rage,

Humiliated at some stage.

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So, they pick on those they see

As popular or worry-free.

It makes them feel as though they’re strong,

When in fact this is so wrong.


So, here’s to all you nasty trolls,

Stalkers, and the lurking dolls.

Get a life, and leave us be,

Your time is wasted, can’t you see?


What happened to the cute doll trolls?

I guess time always takes its toll.

Chubby, naked, coloured hair,

One time they were everywhere.

Whatever Happened to the Cute Doll Trolls?

Whatever Happened to the Cute Doll Trolls?

© 2018 John Hansen

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