When a Man sets out to do Poetry he already has to figure it will be taken into some kind of odd consideration to begin with.Oh, Who Cares !
A Kooky Idea for a Poem...But, What can I say...that's Me!
Ever get caught up in the Drama that goes on in your workplace...only to find out that it is just Silly Drama to begin with? What can be worse is if you start the ball rolling on the Drama. Anyways...This Poem makes me Hungry for a Light, Flaky Chocolate Walnut Strudel...For Sure!
What happened to my Strudel ?
Perhaps...I have finally lost my noodle...
And misplaced where I put my Strudel.
All attempts to try and find it are futile...
Oh...please tell me...What happened to the Strudel?
My Chocolate Walnut filling with Icing Strudel...it tastes so well..
Gone in the blink of an eye...Dern it all to h_ll !
It toasts up so gloriously light brown...in the toaster o-ven...
And this particular one...Boy, I haven't stopped all day...cra-ving.
So light and flaky....with a beautiful crust all around...
Set the Toaster for 5 minutes and 45 seconds...and it will be perfectly brown.
The filling inside will be at the optimal temperature to eat in about a min-ute...
Which slows the speed at which I stick the whole thing in my mouth...with it in it.
I went for a refill of coffee at the counter...just a few feet away...
And when I checked the fridge for my Strudel...it was gone...I don't know what to say.
My Strudel, My Strudel...How could you leave me so soon...
My Strudel, My Strudel...I'll be at a loss without my snack for this after-noon.
I don't have a few bucks for another one from the store...I'm down to my last cent...
And have now discovered that someone took my Strudel...I wonder where the thief went?
Ever hear that food is the way to a Man's Heart?
Now...I can't get my snack on...Oh, Strudel...Where'st Thou Art?
I immediately notified the proper authorities on the job in Security...
They assured me they would investigate everything thoroughly.
It 'twas the case of the Missing Strudel...Known by everyone at Work...
The One who had taken it would forever be labeled a "Jerk".
For this heinous crime...Heads should roll...Someone must pay...
OOOPs....I suddenly just remembered...that I ate it yesterday!
© 2021 ManlyPoetryMan
ManlyPoetryMan (author) from (Texas) Boldly Writing Poems Where No Man Has Gone Before... on October 12, 2021:
Glad you enjoyed it, Alison...and that it brought some poetry humor your way!
Alison Lian on October 09, 2021:
This sounds like an episode from Friends when Ross' sandwich disappeared. Thanks for sharing this humorous poem!
ManlyPoetryMan (author) from (Texas) Boldly Writing Poems Where No Man Has Gone Before... on October 08, 2021:
Appreciate y'all getting into the spirit of the Poem!
Brenda: Let's just keep that our little secret...ssshhh! Ha! Glad you liked the Poem.
John: I know...right!? Seems like desserts are always mysteriously vanishing around me...Ha! Thanks for reading this one about Der Strudel!
BRENDA ARLEDGE from Washington Court House on October 07, 2021:
Ah...those workday snacks.
I remember those.
Cute poem. I wonder...did you alert anyone when you remembered? Lol.
John Hansen from Gondwana Land on October 07, 2021:
Haha, thanks for the laugh. I hate it when something I look forward to eating mysteriously goes missing. Love the ending..