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Those Whining Pain-in-a-Butt People: A Satirical Rhyme to Entertain

Val enjoys writing his own style of what resembles poetry, just hoping to catch someone's heart on the same page.


Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining -- it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems.

-- Zig Zigler

With all that gamut of erupting expression

whining person may be a true pain in the butt

turning each conversation into a shrink's session

they make you wonder what a heck to do with that nut.

If you have to deal with one you know what I mean

as the more you try to ignore the worse it comes

it's impossible to reason with a drama queen

sounding like high pitched violin, or drums.

They differ from depressives who don't talk much

I tend to always see them more on hysterical side

displaying a lot of emotion in whatever they touch

sounding like open book without anything to hide.

When they miss attention coming in form of praise

they try to be more noticed like one to be pitied

so they are playing victim and it usually pays

and it oftentimes gets worse if not treated.

Have you ever tried to apply praises

sincere or not -- it won't matter one bit

sometimes that helps with such crazes

when ignoring doesn't work -- try to outwit.

When they start their crap tell them they look good

ask them if they have lost any of that extra weight

or even go as far as to praise their good mood

then see if they show signs of biting the bait.

Selling them their image of someone O.K.

flattered -- they may try to live up to that crap

well, they may still have, as usual, plenty to say

but now it will be re-packed in more bearable wrap.

© 2022 Val Karas

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