The Unnaturally Restless Medicated Vagabond of the East Coast
Heather has a Bachelor's Degree in English from Moravian College and has been freelance writing for more than 12 years.
Puzzled by the transformation from a razor sharp focused operator
Into an antsy toddler who had too many Snickers bars
Legs felt like they were saturated by rapidly moving spiders
Eager to get to the top of your head; even though you brush them off
Always returning back tenfold and wanting to drive you crazy
Hence the need to move around when watching Modern Family reruns
Caused other couch dwellers to pop motion sickness pills like mints
Wondered when the need to always be moving around
Suddenly came into the foreground of this 24 hour narrative
A constant moving target wherever they're seated or standing
Not worried about getting pinned down by a deer hunter
Or anything in that bizarre vein of illogical habit
Hard to describe this feeling not entirely sure what it's based on
Maybe, a touch of anxiety about not being up to complete snuff
As if your internal mainframe needed to be recalibrated
By the smallest fraction of a degree to get back to peak performance
All of the subscribers understand that it takes time to fix the glitch
Creator not the most patient of users in regular circumstances
Considered the fact that this possibly self imposed design flaw
Either wasn't really there or was likely a permanent factor
Would have to deal with the former or the latter
Adjusted to the likely temporary calm before the spiders returned
Watched all movies and television programs in 20 minute spurts
Will keep following the doctor's orders until not necessary anymore
Wanted to find a middle ground between cool as cucumber
And being an extra on The Walking Dead or its spin-off show
Can't be half asleep behind the wheel of a car or while on the job
Need health insurance and a paycheck in order to get better
Unemployed once before; not eager to go back to that ever again
Glad that the weekend has returned, but not that Monday was looming
Closer than a Kardashian to their multitudes of reality show based millions
Entered the debate why some people had the Midas touch in success
While others barely scraped by with the barest of minimums
Unable to answer that age old question; latest 20 minute spurt is up
Time to shake the imaginary spiders off the legs once again
This should be the new fitness craze for people who have ants in their pants
It would be a big hit; or a good online video.