Keeping Sociopaths Away, Poetry
Keeping Sociopaths Away!
Queen- Dedicated to My Pet
Guillotine pets keep Sociopaths away; therefore, they might be of use to victims who are magnets for these dark, predatory personalities. Of course, keeping a guillotine as a pet also poses special risks to their owners. They need to be restrained, and often times, caged.
Keeping Sociopaths Away!
I have an exotic pet!
It is a guillotine
that I enjoy taking
on scenic, country walks;
No need for anyone
to worry their pretty head;
I normally keep it
subdued with locks!
Instead of saying “Woof! Woof!”, “Meow, Meow”, or “Tweet, Tweet”, my exotic pet guillotine shouts, “Slam! Slam! Slam!” During these times, I try not to get too close to its mouth.
Sometimes, it gets
terribly hungry,
and this is when I feed it
a fresh fish head;
But, no matter how much
it desperately pleads with me,
I never let it sleep
with me in bed!
Keeping Sociopaths Away!
My guillotine has no tail to wag,
so when it gets excited,
it smashes its sharp blade,
up and down;
It can be so loud, at times,
that I often think it just might
awaken this entire
sleepy town!
Despite the companionship that a pet guillotine might offer, their origins of being wild animals need always be remembered and respected.
So, you might
very well wonder
why I have a pet guillotine,
instead of a dog or cat?
Well, I find that it provides great protection,
from Sociopaths,
who use Mind-Games as their normal,
everyday chit-chat!
~
I really don’t have an exotic pet guillotine,
nor do I behead those who come to my door
with their superficial chat.
But, on the other hand,
if the intruder happens to be a Sociopath...
well, I won’t go into that.
Keeping Sociopaths Away!
© 2017 Yancosky
Comments
AUTHORHa, Funny Joshua! You can just borrow mine :-)
xxxooo
Definitely unique pet. Where can I get one?
- AUTHOR
Strangely, I do not get too many solicitors at my door; it’s weird because I do have my pet locked up rather well...not even does the Avon Lady come around, anymore. Oh, well... (lol).
I bet you don't get too many of those door-to-door political canvassers with this. Here in Virginia, we have a hotly contested governor's race set for November 7 and the political folks are out in force. I am no longer answering my door.
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