Exotic Pets That Need to Be Under Lock and Key!
Exotic Pets that Need to Be Under Lock and Key
Queen- Dedicated to My Pet
Before choosing a new pet, no matter how unusual or exotic it might be, one should make sure that they are able to adequately care for it (for the long-haul) even once its novelty has worn off. Pets need food, fresh water, daily grooming, discipline, frequent exercise, and attention. Patience is also a plus! Pets can be destructive, but they can also provide excellent companionship, and even help us to better structure our daily activities of living!
Exotic Pets That Need to be Under Lock and Key!
I have an exotic pet!
It is a guillotine
that I enjoy taking
on scenic, country walks;
No need for anyone
to worry their pretty head;
I normally keep it
subdued with locks!
Sometimes, it gets
terribly hungry,
and this is when I feed it
a delectable fish head;
But, no matter how much
it desperately pleads with me,
I never let it sleep
with me in bed!
Exotic Pets That Need to be Under Lock and Key!
My guillotine has no tail to wag,
so when it gets excited,
it smashes its sharp blade,
up and down;
It can be so loud, at times,
that I often think it just might
awaken this entire
sleepy town!
So, you might
very well wonder
why I have a pet guillotine,
instead of a dog or cat?
Well, I find that it provides
great protection,
especially from those who come to my door
with their superficial chat!
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Under Lock and Key
I really do not have an exotic pet guillotine, nor do I behead those who come to my door with their superficial chat. I love all of my neighbors! Furthermore, the pets that I do have (dogs and cats) will only attack actual predators and intruders. I will, too, for that matter :-) Ha Ha Hahaha...
© 2017 Tamara Yancosky Moore
Comments
- Author
Ha, Funny Joshua! You can just borrow mine :-)
xxxooo
Definitely unique pet. Where can I get one?
- Author
Strangely, I do not get too many solicitors at my door; it’s weird because I do have my pet locked up rather well...not even does the Avon Lady come around, anymore. Oh, well... (lol).
I bet you don't get too many of those door-to-door political canvassers with this. Here in Virginia, we have a hotly contested governor's race set for November 7 and the political folks are out in force. I am no longer answering my door.
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