Exotic Pets, Poetry
Exotic Pets
Queen- Dedicated to My Pet
Guillotine pets keep Sociopaths away; therefore, they might be of use to victims who are magnets for these dark, predatory personalities. Of course, keeping a guillotine as a pet also poses special risks to their owners. They need to be restrained, and often times, caged. Despite the companionship that a pet guillotine might offer, their origins of being wild animals need always be remembered and respected.
Exotic Pets
I have an exotic pet!
It is a guillotine
that I enjoy taking
on scenic, country walks;
No need for anyone
to worry their pretty head;
I normally keep it
subdued with locks!
Sometimes, it gets
terribly hungry,
and this is when I feed it
a delectable fish head;
But, no matter how much
it desperately pleads with me,
I never let it sleep
with me in bed!
Exotic Pets
My guillotine has no tail to wag,
so when it gets excited,
it smashes its sharp blade,
up and down;
It can be so loud, at times,
that I often think it just might
awaken this entire
sleepy town!
So, you might
very well wonder
why I have a pet guillotine,
instead of a dog or cat?
Well, I find that it provides
great protection,
especially from Sociopathic Individuals
who use brainwashing as their everyday chit-chat!
~
I really don’t have an exotic pet guillotine,
nor do I behead those who come to my door
with their superficial chat.
But, on the other hand,
if the intruder happens to be a Sociopath...
well, I won’t go into that.
© 2017 Yancosky
Comments
AUTHORHa, Funny Joshua! You can just borrow mine :-)
xxxooo
Definitely unique pet. Where can I get one?
- AUTHOR
Strangely, I do not get too many solicitors at my door; it’s weird because I do have my pet locked up rather well...not even does the Avon Lady come around, anymore. Oh, well... (lol).
I bet you don't get too many of those door-to-door political canvassers with this. Here in Virginia, we have a hotly contested governor's race set for November 7 and the political folks are out in force. I am no longer answering my door.
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