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Humor: The Haiku of Golf

Mark Tulin is an author who lives in California. He has four books of poetry and one short story collection, available on Amazon.

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Says Winston Churchill about golf:

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."

Green Fairways

Golf balls, green fairways

Gas Carts with clubs whizzing by

Years lost in bunker

Bag of Clubs

In my bag of clubs

A driver, putter, and wedge

A note from my wife

My Strong Grip

Between my strong grip

The great one, Jack Nicklaus lives

Except, my short game sucks

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Cosmic Golfing

In cosmic golfing

Aliens play without clubs

Starship handicap

Electric Cart

On electric cart

I whiz through fields of green grass

Drunk and five over par

Long Ball

Long ball swung wildly

Making a divot in turf

Penalities looming

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© 2021 Mark Tulin

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