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The Flowers Are Fake

If My Cat Could Only Read

You would know

You have been tricked

I see you at the kitchen table

I have told you once before

Don't do it

You look back at me

Getting ready to jump

What are you doing?

I say don't you dare

Then you ignore me

Turning your back

You rush across the table

I am watching you

You try to hide behind the crystal flower vase

I can still see you

You hesitate then start to chomp

Get down

You know better than that

Apparently, you don't

Ah, Ah move it, young lady

You know you are old when you had a complete conversation with your cat

After you realize your cat doesn't talk

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