I'm a caregiver and an artist. I received high honors in creative writing, fine arts, and sculpture at Montserrat College of Art.
The Drunken Knight
The good king saw that evil was running rampant across his land.
So he sent his best knight, to lend a helping hand.
His armor silver-plated, his hair long and braided.
His sword and shield, are the knight's best friends.
Unfortunately for demons, it means their quick end.
He roams the lands hunting the wicked, so monsters fear!
He's leaving pieces of evil creatures everywhere.
Collecting gold for his good deeds.
But all the while, all he wanted mead.
All was quiet, all monsters were slain.
The knight now had nothing but mead on the brain.
He looked for a pub to have a few drinks.
He found one that was called "Fizzily Winks".
The drunks were loud and unruly.
The wenches were fat, smelly, and drooly.
The brave knight sat down and ordered a mead.
He drank six or seven until his mind felt freed.
He looks all around and thought, "what a disgrace, there's smelly monsters all over the place."
"By order of the king, they must be destroyed!"
"Its time for my sword, to once again be employed."
When he lifted his sword, you can guess what happened next.
The now widowed wives must pay their respects.
© 2020 Jason Nicolosi