The Corona Poem

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

The Corona Poem.

One day I met a girl called Corona

We kissed and she loved my Aroma

We walked the mall and I gave her flowers and a Cola

All she gave me that day was Pneumonia

I told her this relationship could not work and that it was over

Then she tried to ran me down with a bull dozer

I have bad days on dates which was nothing new

But Corona was bad because she gave me the flu

I sneezed and coughed for days helpless in bed

Then I heard that Corona was still mad and wanted my head

My life is nothing nostalgic

But I had to beat the flu with Marijuana tea and garlic

Now I am healthy and dating again

Bye bye Corona, I have a new girlfriend.

© 2020 Clive Williams

Comments

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 16, 2020:

My Corona baby

BRENDA ARLEDGE from Washington Court House on March 16, 2020:

Lol...Clive.

What a tale you have here.

Always something, but you survived.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on March 15, 2020:

Great poem on the latest malady the world is facing. We must thank China for it. Your poetry is topical and wonderful

MG Singh emge from Singapore on March 14, 2020:

Nice poem Clive. Wonder where we go from here.

Anya Ali from Rabwah, Pakistan on March 14, 2020:

LOL!

Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on March 13, 2020:

HaHa I think you're a whizz at rhyming. This was a fun read.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 13, 2020:

Eric....corona certainly gets around

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 13, 2020:

Gbless Shannon

Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on March 13, 2020:

Good anecdote or is that antidote? I think I dated Corona once and needed hallucinogenics.

Shannon Henry from Texas on March 13, 2020:

Marijuana tea and garlic? Doesn't sound like a tasty combination. Then again, I don't smoke and I've never tried edible marijuana either.

Stay healthy!

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 13, 2020:

Same to you Pam. Corona soon will pass.

Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on March 13, 2020:

You brought some humor into an otherwise serious topic. Stay healthy, Clive!

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 13, 2020:

Hey Flourish...I stocked up on Knowledge!

FlourishAnyway from USA on March 12, 2020:

At least you made it through intact. Stay healthy and stock up on Lysol!