The Corona Poem

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

The Corona Poem.

One day I met a girl called Corona

We kissed and she loved my Aroma

We walked the mall and I gave her flowers and a Cola

All she gave me that day was Pneumonia

I told her this relationship could not work and that it was over

Then she tried to ran me down with a bull dozer

I have bad days on dates which was nothing new

But Corona was bad because she gave me the flu

I sneezed and coughed for days helpless in bed

Then I heard that Corona was still mad and wanted my head

My life is nothing nostalgic

But I had to beat the flu with Marijuana tea and garlic

Now I am healthy and dating again

Bye bye Corona, I have a new girlfriend.