The Corona Poem
I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.
The Corona Poem.
One day I met a girl called Corona
We kissed and she loved my Aroma
We walked the mall and I gave her flowers and a Cola
All she gave me that day was Pneumonia
I told her this relationship could not work and that it was over
Then she tried to ran me down with a bull dozer
I have bad days on dates which was nothing new
But Corona was bad because she gave me the flu
I sneezed and coughed for days helpless in bed
Then I heard that Corona was still mad and wanted my head
My life is nothing nostalgic
But I had to beat the flu with Marijuana tea and garlic
Now I am healthy and dating again
Bye bye Corona, I have a new girlfriend.
© 2020 Clive Williams
Comments
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 16, 2020:
My Corona baby
BRENDA ARLEDGE from Washington Court House on March 16, 2020:
Lol...Clive.
What a tale you have here.
Always something, but you survived.
MG Singh emge from Singapore on March 15, 2020:
Great poem on the latest malady the world is facing. We must thank China for it. Your poetry is topical and wonderful
MG Singh emge from Singapore on March 14, 2020:
Nice poem Clive. Wonder where we go from here.
Anya Ali from Rabwah, Pakistan on March 14, 2020:
LOL!
Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on March 13, 2020:
HaHa I think you're a whizz at rhyming. This was a fun read.
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 13, 2020:
Eric....corona certainly gets around
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 13, 2020:
Gbless Shannon
Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on March 13, 2020:
Good anecdote or is that antidote? I think I dated Corona once and needed hallucinogenics.
Shannon Henry from Texas on March 13, 2020:
Marijuana tea and garlic? Doesn't sound like a tasty combination. Then again, I don't smoke and I've never tried edible marijuana either.
Stay healthy!
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 13, 2020:
Same to you Pam. Corona soon will pass.
Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on March 13, 2020:
You brought some humor into an otherwise serious topic. Stay healthy, Clive!
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 13, 2020:
Hey Flourish...I stocked up on Knowledge!
FlourishAnyway from USA on March 12, 2020:
At least you made it through intact. Stay healthy and stock up on Lysol!