The Clown and the Cabbage (a nonsense poem)

Updated on December 22, 2017
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Larry Rankin, an experiened writer, enjoys creative writing in all forms, from literary to mainstream.

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The following was a poem written for my wife in the hopes of getting her to smile. It worked rather well.

As for meaning, take from it what you will. That is always the case with creative works. It isn't my job to tell you what to think. To some people there are silly songs about walruses. To others they hold the meaning of the universe.

There is plenty of foul language and pornographic imagery here, so feel free to be offended, though I was just having a bit of fun.

Everybody is so damn literal these days.

Anyway, it is either the sort of thing that you will like or won't.

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The Clown and the Cabbage (a nonsense poem)


Yeddo smelled good and was pretty,

But that mean old clown, he was sh****y.

He lured her into the the forest dark and deep

With a bright red ball.

Yeddo was frightened and weeped,

Which caused her to swoon and fall.

The clown moved in to maul and ravage,

But enter our hero, a tobacco spitting cabbage!

The cabbage was the size of a Winnebago,

And said to the clown, "Take this Diego!"

And spat a wad of tobacco at the clown,

Which knocked him clean to the ground.

And pulling his cabbage butt cheeks agape

He swallowed the clown in a reverse prison rape.

Yeddo rose trembling and fearful,

But the cabbage said, "Friend, please don't be tearful!"

"I am the magic cabbage of good fortune and joy."

"Now go home and kiss your daughter and boy."

"Hug your husband tight and scratch the dog's head,"

"And rejoice that your life is happy and that mean clown is dead."

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      Nadine May 9 days ago from Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

      Mmm, interesting I wonder what my partners poem about me would be like...

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      Larry Rankin 13 days ago from Oklahoma

      Vicki: thanks for dropping by.

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      Larry Rankin 13 days ago from Oklahoma

      Linda: glad you enjoyed it. Always happy to hear from you.

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      Vicki Wood 2 weeks ago from Eldon, Missouri

      lol, love your weirdness, i would love it if my husband wrote me a weird poem.

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      Linda Robinson 2 weeks ago

      Loved your poem. It was fun and to read and had a bit of spookiness to it as well. Very well written, I really enjoyed it. Take care. Talk with you again. Linda

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      Larry Rankin 2 weeks ago from Oklahoma

      Flourish: sorry I haven't been around, but my lifestyle requires I get the updates to stay caught up.

      Anyway, so glad to be hearing from folks again.

      You know why this happened?

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      Larry Rankin 2 weeks ago from Oklahoma

      To everybody: this poem is very much in the style of Alice in Wonderland, but the R version.

      My wife loves Alice in Wonderland, btw.

      This silly writing, I've always enjoyed it. I worry it alienates folks, because some folks just really hate it, but I got to be me, and among the many things I am, I really enjoy being silly sometimes.

      Anyway, thanks so much for stopping by.

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      Larry Rankin 2 weeks ago from Oklahoma

      To everybody: what's with the notifications having been off. Out of the loop over the holidays, and I was just curious?

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      Larry W Fish 2 weeks ago from Raleigh

      That was so funny, Larry. It had me laughing. I'm sure that cheered your wife up. Good work, I like your sense of humor.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 weeks ago from USA

      Because the notifications have been off for so long, I'm just now getting here, but I'm glad this made it to LetterPile. I enjoyed the read. Clowns are so creepy. Thank goodness for the tobacco spitting cabbage.

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      MizBejabbers 4 weeks ago

      Larry, I had to voter Absurd simply because of the subject matter: a mean clown and a cabbage the size of a Winnebago, but it is very funny. If it were clean, ha ha, it would be a great children's story. I also give it imaginative and heartwarming. It was my laugh for the day.

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      JOC 4 weeks ago from Syracuse, NY

      The photos made it funny for me.

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      Louise Powles 4 weeks ago from Norfolk, England

      I really enjoyed that poem Larry. I'm glad it made your wife smile. =)