Eugene writes a variety of articles on the Maven coalition network of sites, covering topics such as gardening, DIY, photography, and STEM.
A is for anus, so lovely and round
B is for belly, filled with all that was found
C is for chin, all square and stout
D is for diaphragm, sucking air in and out
E is for ear, sometimes big lobed and pointed
F is for feet, to the knees they are jointed
G is for gall bladder, which holds all the bile
H is for hair, so beautifully styled
I is for iris, (it’s also a flower)
J is for jaw, to the teeth it gives power
K is for kidney, and also the knee
L is for lungs, lips and liver make three
M is for mouth, for stuffing with food
N is for nose, (hopefully not skewed!)
O is for ovaries, which hold all the eggs
P is for penis, between the two legs
Q is for quadriceps, the upper leg muscles
R is for ribs, in order, not tussled
S is for stomach, and also the shoulder
T is for testicles, in the scrotum kept colder
U is uterus, also called womb
V is for vagina, a muscular flume
W is for waist, but which size is best?
X is for the not well known xiphoid process
Y is for yolk, and for the Y-chromosome
Z is for zygote and an end to my poem
© 2014 Eugene Brennan
Judy Specht from California on February 26, 2014:
I am impressed.
Eugene Brennan (author) from Ireland on January 28, 2014:
Thanks Alphadogg16 and Jodah! I got censored over on Bubblews for mentioning the "naughty bits"! (at least I think I did because this poem was removed)
John Hansen from Queensland Australia on January 27, 2014:
Very creative eugbug. Great rhyme, I agree it must have taking some working those words in. Lucky you got past the HP censors with all those names of naughty bits in there...lol.
Kevin W from Texas on January 27, 2014:
This was a very creative and fun poem to read eugbug. I'm curious how long it took you to write this and think of all the words that rhyme. Voted up on your hub/poem.