That's The Alarm Get Up
Ha Ha The Jokes On You
I have been up for two and a half hours
You think you disturbed me
You startled me that's all
I was deep in a thought
You are always thinking?
Which thought wouldn't you like to know?
Well, if you are going to keep bugging me
I will tell you
It is how I am going to spend my day
Like you really care
All you do is keep time
Hey, wait a minute buddy
If it wasn't for me
You would be late all the time
No pun intended
I am the center of your world
You couldn't exist without me
I am so important people carry me around all day
Either on their wrist watch or on their cell phone
Why do you check on me so often?
Because I am accurate and on point
I am so accurate to the milliseconds
I am celebrated all over the world
I have my own day
New Years Eve is all about me
I control how long you wait at a traffic light
How long you cook food in the microwave
You watch my every minute
When it is ready to get dark
Your boss loves me more than you
On your time card
I decide how much you get paid and when
You guessed it
Without time you wouldn't know when the holidays were here
I started centuries before you came into the picture
Our first introduction was the day you were born
The doctor told the nurse the time of your arrival
Then to your last day on earth
I will be there
When the medical examiner
Gives the time of death
It looks like I owe you an apology
I never realized you are so important
Most people don't and take me for granted
No more
Apology excepted
You made me seem like I didn't want to get up Miss Time
That I couldn't hear you
That I didn't know your the sound of your alarm clock
I sure didn't mean it that way
I was joking with you
A little too early in the morning for ya
The truth is time can be lonely
I am here all day
Doing my thing
Perfection all day long
Working every day
Seven days a week
I get no lunch breaks or vacation
Not even one stinking old coffee break
You all think time doesn't have a heart
Well you can hear us ticking all the time
Without your ticker
You wouldn't last a day
Well, from here on out
We will appreciate each other
We are best friends forever
True BFF's
So if I say something don't take it personal
You have got to take it easy
You bounce me around on your wrist in work
Only later to drop me on the floor
All I hear is
Is my cell phone o.k.
Nobody asks is Miss Time o.k.?
I will be more considerate
Can you do me just one more favor?
For all the years you have forgot about me
Sure , that's the least I can do
Name it
Can you change the name of this hub
To This Is Our Time To Shine
I will see what I can do