Heather has a Bachelor's Degree in English from Moravian College and has been freelance writing for more than 12 years.
Laced up a new pair of shiny white Nikes instead of the fantasy boots
The ones with the spurs that those movie tough guys wore
To make a permanent impression on moviegoers of all ages
Allowed the real and movie cowboys wear those uncomfortable specimens
A city slicker sticking to what's comfortable instead of cool
Fresh from the shoebox with the marked down price tag
Displayed prominently to show that you could not pay
Full marked up price to mark any possible financial success
Not the fact that the good old bank account has insufficient zeroes
Basic chump change those pesky Kardashians spend on dinner
Cringing a constant when watching Reality television stars
Tried to pretend to live regular lives when they couldn't dream
Of doing so on a daily basis because they were miscast in the role
Those who lived in million dollar glass houses listed on Bravo
Couldn't afford to throw metaphorical stones near it
For fear that it would shatter on camera in millions of pieces
A new subplot of starting over from the ground up
Probably forced to stay with someone likely to cause a catfight
The usual Hollywood television spectacle for sweeps week
Rooting out the weak and letting the strong take charge
Let's get off of this IQ decreasing rollercoaster of fake emotions
Taking ownership of good qualities and the character flaws
Napalmed the personal demons into oblivion
Fun activity and Apocalypse Now approved of course
No more time to feel sorry about past mistakes
No more excuses about potential shortcomings
Needing to move beyond obsessing about potential failure
Wondering when the happiness zeppelin bursts
And flames out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean
Fed up with waiting for a metaphorical plane crash
With no survivors to speak of on ABC News
Ready for a Wild Western adventure with some movie cowboys
Gary Cooper and John Wayne led the charge into wild terrain
Guns blazing and impulses firing on all cylinders
Fun and mayhem going hand in hand on this excursion
Will the hero save the day or will the damsel no longer be in distress?
On her own without any help from those Hollywood tough guys
Wait and see when the credits start to roll on their own accord.
A weathered model of Western fashion to handle the terrain.
