Tales of a Human Transmission Communication Breakdown
Heather has a Bachelor's Degree in English from Moravian College and has been freelance writing for more than 12 years.
Cannot turn on the news without laughing or cringing
It has become a total and complete farce
That not even Saturday Night Live could write about
Too eerie that the joke seem to write themselves
Without much of an effort or time frame
Impeachment this and election hyping that
Hard to say who will come out on top
When everyone was arguing so hard for the other side
Wondered when some good old fashioned objectivity will arrive
Could make things function a lot faster than everyone jockeying for power
Nothing getting done and things starting to fall apart
Natural order and all that jazz becoming not so natural
State of affairs caught in a tailspin
Corvette wheels hydroplaning excessively
Unable to handle going 90 miles an hour in a storm
Mother Nature's way of preventing or creating accidents
Keeping everyone in check and insurance companies rich
Pockets flush with $100 bills and checks coming out of the woodwork
Customers stressed about bills turning into Mount Everest sized problems
Patient breaks wear down to the smallest nub
From years of making too many sudden stops before saying something
That couldn't be taken back or cause too much daytime drama
Struggling to come to a complete stop before crashing into a red brick wall
A live human crash test dummy of fatal proportions
Anger boiling over in the internal pit of a nausea stomach
Cannot control keeping numerous frustrations in check for too much longer
Tired of being treated like human cattle by other bovines
Of similar or much lower caliber
Considered a sub-human for not living the white picket fence stereotype
A cliché that would make even The Terminator quake in his boots
Sick of being told what would and what should be expected
Ready to throw out the rulebook for good
And create some new rules to live by
Shame that writer's block has taken over
For now at least.