Spider Donkey - Kids Poem

Updated on August 9, 2018
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I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

Spider Donkey
Spider Donkey

Eee Haw wanted to be more than just an ordinary donkey

He wished he could fly like the birds or climb like a monkey

He wished he could swim like the fishes or run fast like a horse

But he never wanted to be riden on a race course

But most of all he wished he could stick to the side of walls like a spider

And shoot web from his hoofs and swing like a glider

Hee Haw thought that if he did what spiders did he could become one

So he followed Mrs. Webb and did evetyiing she did till the day was done


Mrs. Webb climbed up a tree

Hee Haw tried , fell and bruised his knee

Mrs. Webb made web from her tiny boot

Hee Haw tried, abd squeezed out a poop

Mrs. Web jumped unto the side of a wall and began to walk

Hee haw tied plungers to his hoofs and fell before he could start

Mrs Webb caught a tasty fly and ate it for dinner

Hee Haw was shocked, looked at Mrs Webb and puked, then he ate grass for his dinner


Hee haw suddenly changed his mind, he doesn’t want to be a spider anymore

Because he will never eat a fly, he would rather stay a donkey for ever more.

© 2018 Clive Williams

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    • Ericdierker profile image

      Eric Dierker 

      15 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      I wonder if my boy will want to be a spider or a donkey. And by the way this might be an ass.

    • clivewilliams profile imageAUTHOR

      Clive Williams 

      15 months ago from Jamaica

      Yes donkeys really are

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      FlourishAnyway 

      15 months ago from USA

      Donkeys are some of the most undervalued animals there are. HeeHaw sounds cute.

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