I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.
Spider Donkey
Eee Haw wanted to be more than just an ordinary donkey
He wished he could fly like the birds or climb like a monkey
He wished he could swim like the fishes or run fast like a horse
But he never wanted to be riden on a race course
But most of all he wished he could stick to the side of walls like a spider
And shoot web from his hoofs and swing like a glider
Hee Haw thought that if he did what spiders did he could become one
So he followed Mrs. Webb and did evetyiing she did till the day was done
Mrs. Webb climbed up a tree
Hee Haw tried , fell and bruised his knee
Mrs. Webb made web from her tiny boot
Hee Haw tried, abd squeezed out a poop
Mrs. Web jumped unto the side of a wall and began to walk
Hee haw tied plungers to his hoofs and fell before he could start
Mrs Webb caught a tasty fly and ate it for dinner
Hee Haw was shocked, looked at Mrs Webb and puked, then he ate grass for his dinner
Hee haw suddenly changed his mind, he doesn’t want to be a spider anymore
Because he will never eat a fly, he would rather stay a donkey for ever more.
© 2018 Clive Williams
Comments
Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on August 11, 2018:
I wonder if my boy will want to be a spider or a donkey. And by the way this might be an ass.
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on August 10, 2018:
Yes donkeys really are
FlourishAnyway from USA on August 10, 2018:
Donkeys are some of the most undervalued animals there are. HeeHaw sounds cute.
