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Single Dad Limericks

I can't seem to stop writing poetry or reading poetry. I think it is safe to say I love poetry and I love sharing great poetry with others.

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Single Dad Limericks

There was a young father named Johnny

who noticed his children were brawny

they would help cut the wood

for winter as they should

a three year old with axe, not scrawny.


There once was a Dad who was single

who never had a chance to mingle

there is children all day

even during their play

he would bark in a constant battle.


A single father who lived alone

except for three teenagers at home

kept him up every night

their music such a fright

the whole time still mingling on their phone.


He could change with proper persuasion

a father for every occasion

whether sporting events

or soccer mom tents

where he stood sadly out of fashion.


He’d fart a concerto in minor

towards the direction of each whiner

he loved smelly farts

then playing darts

as he stunk up his old recliner.

© 2020 Jamie Lee Hamann

Comments

Gypsy Rose Lee from Daytona Beach, Florida on April 27, 2020:

Absolutely delightful and amusing. I loved this thanks for the laughs.

Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on April 27, 2020:

Hmm, sounds just a little too familiar. My wife works 14 hours 5 days a week so I get this notion. Thanks for reminding me to laugh more. This was real fun. I am glad you are currently stuck with your poetry muse :-)

Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on April 26, 2020:

Ha, ha, hoe, hoe (a seasonal response.)

Louise Powles from Norfolk, England on April 26, 2020:

I love limericks. They're so amusing.

Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on April 26, 2020:

HaHa Bless the single dads. This was a fun read!