Single Dad Limericks

Updated on April 26, 2020
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I can't seem to stop writing poetry or reading poetry. I think it is safe to say I love poetry and I love sharing great poetry with others.

Single Dad Limericks

There was a young father named Johnny

who noticed his children were brawny

they would help cut the wood

for winter as they should

a three year old with axe, not scrawny.


There once was a Dad who was single

who never had a chance to mingle

there is children all day

even during their play

he would bark in a constant battle.


A single father who lived alone

except for three teenagers at home

kept him up every night

their music such a fright

the whole time still mingling on their phone.


He could change with proper persuasion

a father for every occasion

whether sporting events

or soccer mom tents

where he stood sadly out of fashion.


He’d fart a concerto in minor

towards the direction of each whiner

he loved smelly farts

then playing darts

as he stunk up his old recliner.

© 2020 Jamie Lee Hamann

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    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      4 months ago from Daytona Beach, Florida

      Absolutely delightful and amusing. I loved this thanks for the laughs.

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      Eric Dierker 

      4 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Hmm, sounds just a little too familiar. My wife works 14 hours 5 days a week so I get this notion. Thanks for reminding me to laugh more. This was real fun. I am glad you are currently stuck with your poetry muse :-)

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      Demas W Jasper 

      4 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Ha, ha, hoe, hoe (a seasonal response.)

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      Louise Powles 

      4 months ago from Norfolk, England

      I love limericks. They're so amusing.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      4 months ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa Bless the single dads. This was a fun read!

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