My name is Jamie Lee Hamann and I started writing poetry on Hubpages back in 2013. Every year I share a poem a day in April.
Single Dad Limericks
There was a young father named Johnny
who noticed his children were brawny
they would help cut the wood
for winter as they should
a three year old with axe, not scrawny.
There once was a Dad who was single
who never had a chance to mingle
there is children all day
even during their play
he would bark in a constant battle.
A single father who lived alone
except for three teenagers at home
kept him up every night
their music such a fright
the whole time still mingling on their phone.
He could change with proper persuasion
a father for every occasion
whether sporting events
or soccer mom tents
where he stood sadly out of fashion.
He’d fart a concerto in minor
towards the direction of each whiner
he loved smelly farts
then playing darts
as he stunk up his old recliner.
© 2020 Jamie Lee Hamann