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Shotgun Rabbit 2 - Bunny Boyfriend's Revenge
Have you ever heard the tale of the shotgun bunny? Well, word got out and back to her "Honey".
Boy, he was mad, let me tell you his story. But watch out boys and girls it gonna get gory.
His girlfriend went to town just looking for some food. But everyone in town was being just really rude.
She got kinda pissed and flipped a few cars. She ran amuck and left many scars.
The people of the town were all scared to death. There was only one man who would save all the rest.
He hid real quiet and took a big chance. He stole the bunny's gun, he almost shit his pants.
She chased him to the tracks. But she didn't watch her back. That's when the train hit her hard "SMACK!".
Well, the long story we kept all the parts for a celebration feast. All were happy that they had killed the beast.
Until one day her boyfriend came to town. He was feeling a bit hungry so he had a look around.
He hopped into town, shotgun on his back. He was looking for food or a maybe quick snack.
He smelt something good floating in the air. Somehow it reminded him of his sweethearts fluffy rare.
The people of the town were having a celebration. A poster showed his bunny wife's damnation.
She was dead, and worse yet she was the main course. Listen up kiddies it gets much, much worse.
The bunny infumed. He let out a cry. "Those people are savages! All humans must die!!!"
He charged the crowd with his shotgun in hand. His plan was quite clear, to kill all he can.
Right off the bat, he kills six or seven. I hope they have been good, so they get into heaven.
People were running, screaming in fear. While the bunny stood over his sweethearts plated rear.
The bunny enraged, he really went nuts. He started deliberately aiming for butts.
BANG!!! BANG!!!, BANG!!! BANG!!!
Blowing them off, He hit at least twenty. By this time you'd think, sure, that should be plenty.
But not for that bunny, he wanted revenge. He wouldn't stop until he had all their rear ends.
In the end, it was all very bloody. No one survived. Not a man was left standing, not ever their wives.
This story now over, although very cold. A boyfriend bunnies revenge now has been told.
Did You Enjoy This Poem? Read About Bunny Grilfriends Story. Enjoy!
- Shotgun Rabbit
This is a story of a cute giant rabbit. It carried a shotgun just out of habit. She ran a muck and smashed a van and a truck. So they call the police to nab it.
© 2020 Jason Nicolosi
Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on August 12, 2020:
Thanks, Chitrangada I appreciate the comment. Yes, the image is original. I create all the images for my hubs. I'm very glad you liked it. Thanks again.
Chitrangada Sharan from New Delhi, India on August 12, 2020:
Nice and engaging story, expressed through a poem. I enjoyed reading it. And the picture is great too. I guess, it’s your creation— wonderful.
Thanks for sharing.
Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on July 17, 2020:
Haha, good thing is right. Thank you very much, Denise. I really appreciate you taking the time to read my poem.
Denise McGill from Fresno CA on July 16, 2020:
How dreadful! I used to raise bunnies for food. Now I think I'll not do that again. Luckily, they were all unarmed!
Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on July 10, 2020:
Thank you very much, Alyssa. I appreciate your comments. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I hope you have a wonderful weekend too. Thanks again.
Alyssa from Ohio on July 10, 2020:
Hahahaha! Very creative, Jason! Thank you for the laugh! I hope you and your family have a wonderful weekend!
Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on June 26, 2020:
Thank you for the wonderful comments, Brenda. It really means a lot to me. I truly appreciate it. I'm so glad I could make you smile. Have an amazing day. Stay safe.
BRENDA ARLEDGE from Washington Court House on June 26, 2020:
I needed a chuckle today. This did it!
Great write...I think this one is going to stay innmy mind for a bit.
Wow...what thoughts you have.
Love the bunny...you are quite a talented.
Enjoy your day.
Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on June 22, 2020:
Haha, ya I agree the rabbit's revenge did feel justified. After all, they were eating his girlfriend. Lol.
Thanks for visiting my hub and commenting, Rajan. I truly appreciate it.
Rajan Singh Jolly from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar, INDIA. on June 21, 2020:
I enjoyed this. Somehow it felt good, the revenge I mean, although gory.
Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on June 19, 2020:
Thanks so much, Shauna. I was hoping to get a laugh out of people. It was a super fun write, and I enjoyed drawing the image too. I really appreciate that you enjoyed it as well. Stay safe and be well.
Shauna L Bowling from Central Florida on June 19, 2020:
Jason, although a tad gory, this funny rhyme tells a story! Ha ha.
I really enjoyed this. Does that make me a sick pup? :-)
Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on June 18, 2020:
Thanks, John you're the best. I really appreciate the great comments. I actually took some animation courses in college. So who knows maybe i'll do an amination for youtube on it. I hope you have a great day. Stay safe and well wishes to you and your family.
John Hansen from Gondwana Land on June 18, 2020:
If this were made into a cartoon it would need to come with a warning “unsuitable for children, contained violence” lol. Well-written and funny though, Jason.
Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on June 17, 2020:
Thanks, Ruby. I feel bad for the bunny too. I'm super glad you enjoyed the poem. It really gives me the joy to know you got a smile out of it. I appreciate the comment. Stay safe and healthy.
Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on June 17, 2020:
This was a treat to read, and it made me smile. Poor Bunny!
Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on June 17, 2020:
Thank you so much Pamela. I really appreciate it. I hope your doing well. Have an amazing day. Stay safe and healthy.
Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on June 17, 2020:
Yes, I liked your poem, Jason. It is so cute.