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Schooner Disappointment

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Luke writes things, and some of those things are ridiculous. This is one of those things.

Coming with my drink,

Better not be a schooner.

Need a full pint

With this lamb bhuna.

Frankly it should've come

A little bit sooner;

Slightly less tip

For the waitress, Oonagh.

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