Say It "Merry Christmas" This Time: A Poem

Updated on December 12, 2018
ValKaras profile image

Val is a life-long practically oriented student of effective emotional and attitudinal responses to the many challenges of life.

I’m not what you’d call a religious dude

not publicly defending any noble cause

but at times getting in this satiric mood

commenting on some silly human flaws.

So, if “Happy Hanukkah” is sounding right

and Ramadan is dignified as a special day

well, I am not really here to protest or fight

but why Christmas is called happy holiday?

Is it to justify non-Christian business making big buck

profiting from sales on the festivity with no name

or is it to allow every non-religious schmuck

to forget differences and make us same.

Whatever the whole case may really be

it doesn’t piss me off -- not one bit

it just amuses the dude like me

as I’ve got no hairs to split.

But, to say the least it’s strange

how an old tradition loses its name

as if Christians really wanted that change

making out of it just another profitable game.

Questions & Answers

    © 2018 Vladimir Karas


      0 of 8192 characters used
      Post Comment

      • ValKaras profile imageAUTHOR

        Vladimir Karas 

        5 weeks ago from Canada

        Paul--Yes...with all monumental cathedrals sticking out from cities' panorama, all churches, chapels, and all teachings persisting through millennia, it surprises that their influence on social life is leaving out this important detail.

      • Pnknucklez profile image

        Paul Neglia 

        5 weeks ago from Poughkeepsie, NY USA

        Nice one. You hit the nail on the head. We are making everything so generalized, that the true meanings are being lost in the translation. How true that people dont dumb down hanukkah or ramadan, but christmas takes a back seat. It jas become just a money making holiday and lost the true meaning. Nice work.

      • Paul Balagtas profile image

        Paul Balagtas 

        5 weeks ago from Philippines

        These days it's cool not to have Christ. Each year it seems like Christmas is being downgraded to just being a tradition where people are required to be happy. Thank you for voicing out this concern through your poem. For whatever reason I am reading it in my mind with an elf voice... :)

      • ValKaras profile imageAUTHOR

        Vladimir Karas 

        5 weeks ago from Canada

        Gypsy Rose Lee--These days people are so sensitive about symbolisms that it's really strange they suddenly don't protest against this one.

      • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

        Gypsy Rose Lee 

        5 weeks ago from Riga, Latvia

        Most creative and amusing You are right it is time to go back to tradition and remind people to keep Christ in Christmas and toss the Happy Holidays.

      • ValKaras profile imageAUTHOR

        Vladimir Karas 

        5 weeks ago from Canada

        Shannon--Well, we only get to share with others how we look at it---can't tell them to see it with our eyes. If those devoted Christians don't mind it--we can always stay just observers seeing it as amusing. We have to---the whole world is one huge amusement park.

      • shanmarie profile image

        Shannon Henry 

        5 weeks ago from Texas

        Good point! It's gone way beyond changing Christmas to simply holiday, though. I think this world has gone mad.

      • ValKaras profile imageAUTHOR

        Vladimir Karas 

        5 weeks ago from Canada

        Hey, John, my old much missed buddy! Welcome back into these precious creative moments of my daily life when I am not doing anything of what I have to, but only what I want to.

        Yes, I completely agree, and even though I am not calling myself a religious type in the full meaning of the word, I respect the tradition devoted to global love, and I regularly express my best wishes with "Merry Christmas".

      • ValKaras profile imageAUTHOR

        Vladimir Karas 

        5 weeks ago from Canada

        Hey, Doris, good to see you too. As the poem says, I am not fussing, but it's almost comical to me how otherwise proud Christians allow their main annual festivity to be publicly called "Holiday".

        To me it sounds like Republicans wouldn't mind their Convention called "Get-Together Event".

        By the way, I hope I am not the first one to compliment you on your new bio-photo.

      • Jodah profile image

        John Hansen 

        5 weeks ago from Queensland Australia

        Hey Val, great to see you back! As MizB says you do ask a very valid question here. In Australia, I have never encountered anyone who said anything other than "Merry Christmas" to me. Admittedly I don't have regular contact with many people from different religious backgrounds, but among my friends and acquaintances it always has been and always will be "Merry Christmas" (even by the atheists among them. Not that it worries me what anyone says to me...but I will always reply "Merry Christmas" because that is what we are celebrating, not because it is a holiday etc.


      • MizBejabbers profile image

        Doris James-MizBejabbers 

        5 weeks ago from Beautiful South

        Hey, Val, good to see you back. I really like this poem because it asks a valid question and provides the best answers. I don't care if somebody says "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Hanukkah" to me. People have their own special holidays and I think they should be able to enjoy them without criticism from the peanut gallery.


      This website uses cookies

      As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

      For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at:

      Show Details
      HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
      LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
      Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
      AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
      HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
      HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
      Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
      CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
      Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the or domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
      Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
      Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
      Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
      Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
      Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
      VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
      PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
      Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
      MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
      Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
      Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
      Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
      Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
      ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
      Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)