Santa Dear Santa
A little boys letter to santa.
Oh Santa Dear Santa
Oh santa dear santa
what’s a little boy to do?
You sent this horrible little elf
to tell on me to you.
I’d like to get to know him
but I think I might just pass.
You know as well as I do
nobody likes a grass.
I know sometimes I’m naughty
it’s not as if I’m wild.
To push your mummy’s buttons
is part of being a child.
My mummy calls him candy cane
and laughs at what he does
But I know if that was me
she’d kick up such a fuss.
I won’t tell you any stories
about my little elf.
Unlike him I’m not a tell tale
I’ll keep them to myself.
So, keep in mind this message
when he tells you what I do.
For he is not so lily white
he can be naughty too.