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I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

Social Media Talk

Social Media Talk

STFU, you are annoying as hell

OMG, did he just pointed at me an yell

ICYMI, let me reiterate

STFU, that was meant for you, now exit through that gate

JIC you haven't heard. Let me remind you my dad owns here.

SMH, I see you are daddy's brat, sit down, go hold a chair.

TBF, Daddy does not tell me what to do

Even though he does give me money and let me use his credit cards too.

SMD, I don't need to hear all that filth, I am trying to read

FYI, I don't do those things, you are quite feisty indeed

OMG, I think I need to go

This girl is AAF and my metal state is about to blow

Yeah, do that, IDC if you get up and go

At least when you leave the place will have a brighter glow.

LMAF, who let the darn psychos out today?

You must have fell off your broom, please get away.

IMHO, you are the only psycho around bud

Why don't you go be yourself and grunt and play in mud

WTF! can you just Shut up?

You know what, I GTG

Bye, this idiot is just so annoying to me.

Oh come now deary, want to be my BFF?

I promise to shut up and let you enjoy your book and anything else

LOL, you need to be admitted on a psycho ward

I am outa here.

Bye! ILY, I promise wherever you go I will soon be there

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