Luke writes things, and some of those things are ridiculous. This is one of those things.
Hey, things are gonna get rough:
Need new batteries in this Big Muff;
Need to reset this digital delay
Or it will fail faster than your bids on eBay.
Sort out your pedal board behaviour,
New patch leads between your chorus and phaser.
Better make your you’ve got some Boss:
Electro Harmonix gives you signal loss.