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Pants Are Forever

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.


Put them on they cover us nicely

Pant of all sort, some old fashioned. Some quite trendy

The right fit pants can make you look hot

Even when you are really not

Pick a pants out for a date with Wendy

It will make you look hot and Yummy

Some people like their pants close fitted

Many women like it tight and wicked

Black pants, brown pants and pink pants too

You pick a color that naturally suits you

Pants with back pockets or none at all

You simply cannot go pantsless in the winter Paul

Pants with loops to fit trendy belts

Pants with fur and pants with felts

Short pants, tall pants, what is your wear

Pants with designs and patterns everywhere

Pants all around, walking to and fro

Wherever legs are, you are sure pants will go.

Pants for the heat and pants for the snow

I just have to say it. My love for pants will never go.

© 2019 Clive Williams


FlourishAnyway from USA on March 17, 2019:

I tend to stick to blue jeans too.

Bill Holland from Olympia, WA on March 15, 2019:

I would venture to guess I have blue jeans on 360 out of 365....I've always been a jeans kind of guy, except when I was teaching and was forced to civilize. lol

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on March 14, 2019:

Thanks for putting on pants today. May God bless the pants

Venkatachari M from Hyderabad, India on March 13, 2019:

An entertaining and humorous poem on the importance and significance of the pants. They are like that hot, cool, warm, gentle, gorgeous, and royal "whatever way you want them"!!!

Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on March 13, 2019:

This poem was fun to read. Good job Clive.

Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on March 13, 2019:

Great as usual. My wife is donating some of my perfectly good pants - Just because they don't fit me and are quite old. This is normal I am told.

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