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Not Because I Coughed!

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

I don't have Covid you Idiot

I don't have Covid you Idiot

Get your damn test kit away

Not because I coughed means Corona is in my air way

So wait, you want to lock me up because i sneezed?

So my nose can't get irritated without me having a disease?

The place is cold, i caught a damn draft

So stop telling me to cover my face with a freaking mask

So what if I get the flu

My mama never panicked, she knows what to do

There is nothing a little vitamin C cant fix

Then if congested rub the chest with some vicks

Oh wait, don't forget that rich Jamaican chicken foot soup,

The flu magic remedy.

Now my cough is gone, my nose stops running and my immune is steadily.

So there you go, don't add me to your Covid Poll

I am still healthy, now before I exit your domain, can I get a drum roll?

© 2020 Clive Williams


Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on May 02, 2020:

Ok Johnl...but sorry I am masked free

John Hansen from Gondwana Land on May 02, 2020:

My wife is making masks. If you let me know your address I will send you one Clive.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 30, 2020:

Shannon....nope...too smart for a test.

Shannon Henry from Texas on April 30, 2020:

*Cough, cough*....Are you sure you don't need that test?

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 30, 2020:

Flourish...I am under your skin....too late mama

FlourishAnyway from USA on April 30, 2020:

You never know. I’m staying six feet away from you, or more. Put that mask on!

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