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Nonsense A to Z

I'm a caregiver and an artist. I received high honors in creative writing, fine arts, and sculpture at Montserrat College of Art.

Nonsense A to Z

Nonsense A to Z

Nonsense A to Z

Nonsense A to Z

Alpha male
Alpha beta
Alpha Centauri is sending data.
Best friend
Best score
Best sex was with a whore.
Copy machine
Copy cat
Copy from me and you're a dirty rat.
Dig holes
Dig it
Dig your grave or smoking quit.
Ever ready
Ever long
Ever since I sang that song.
Fun date
Fun game
Fun with her is not the same.
Go home
Go away
Go and cash my check today.
Happy hour
Happy face
Happy in my happy place.
It sucks
It smells
It lives and dwells in hells.
Jason lives
Jason Voorhees
Jason likes telling poems and stories.
Killing ants
Killing bugs
Killing people using slugs.
Love life
Love sex
Love my dog who's name is Rex.
Monkey see
Monkey do
Monkey-man was screaming "boo!".
No money
No time
No, I've never committed a crime.
Open book
Open eyes
Open to a nice surprise.
People laughing
People crying
People always dying, dying, dying.
Quit talking
Quit yelling
Quit all the shit you are selling.
Rap it
Rap "Bitches!"
Rap is for the poor and the richest.
Sad day
Sad night
Sad to lose that favorite kite.
Things here
Things there
Things are scattered everywhere.
Use people
Use tools
Use the bottle to drink the booze.
Visit mom
Visit lovers
Visit the hospital after the muggers.
With us
With me
With my entire family.
Xerox paper
Xerox runs
Xerox my ass just for fun.
You lose
You loser
You had too much to drink, you stupid boozer.
Zoo animals
Zoo time
Zoo prices are such a crime.

© 2019 Jason Nicolosi

Comments

Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on December 12, 2019:

Thanks you very much Venkatachari. I appreciate your comment.

Venkatachari M from Hyderabad, India on December 11, 2019:

Very humorous and entertaining. Enjoyed it very much.

Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on October 19, 2019:

I had fun writing this one. Thanks, John. Your comments are always appreciated and welcome.

John Hansen from Queensland Australia on October 19, 2019:

Quite unique poetry and a fun read, Jason.

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