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My Own Private Drinking Time

Heather has a Bachelor's Degree in English from Moravian College and has been freelance writing for more than 14 years.

Welcome to the Unhappy Hour

Between getting stuck in traffic

And getting home to an empty nest

Ready for a drink that's unusual and blender made

Shaking up the personalized mixture

Getting the right balance of liquid and solids

Throwing in enough kiwi, pineapple & Coconut

To give that bright island flavor of happiness

Throw in some dark chocolate chips and peanuts

For extra sweetness with just a dash of saltiness

Bananas on the brink of turning a different color

An extra coating of ice chips to cool it down

Don't forget to put the lid before turning it on

Let's get this new concoction going before it's too late

Time to pour into the biggest glass known to Pier 1

Throw in some Vodka to make this creation more adult

Get to ready to taste what's being made

Is it drinkable?

Not really, but everything tastes better with Vodka in it.

Ready. Set. Create your new drink.

Ready. Set. Create your new drink.