Heather has a Bachelor's Degree in English from Moravian College and has been freelance writing for more than 12 years.
Welcome to the Unhappy Hour
Between getting stuck in traffic
And getting home to an empty nest
Ready for a drink that's unusual and blender made
Shaking up the personalized mixture
Getting the right balance of liquid and solids
Throwing in enough kiwi, pineapple & Coconut
To give that bright island flavor of happiness
Throw in some dark chocolate chips and peanuts
For extra sweetness with just a dash of saltiness
Bananas on the brink of turning a different color
An extra coating of ice chips to cool it down
Don't forget to put the lid before turning it on
Let's get this new concoction going before it's too late
Time to pour into the biggest glass known to Pier 1
Throw in some Vodka to make this creation more adult
Get to ready to taste what's being made
Is it drinkable?
Not really, but everything tastes better with Vodka in it.