Bulldog Humor, Poetry
Creative Writing, Poetry, Rhymes, and Song Lyrics about God, Family, Heroes, Good vs Evil, and Safety from Predators, dedicated to my sons.
Bulldog Humor
Bulldog Humor
Bulldog Humor
Dogs with wings are really quite the spectacle to behold! But, to experience a drooling, loose-skinned, stubborn English Bully, willfully flying about, is also rather intimidating, to say the least.
Fly Like an Eagle -Steve Miller Band
Shocking!
My English
Bully, Thor,
sprouted
feathered wings
last Friday
night;
Quite fantastical
and surprising,
were they;
though startled,
was I,
with shocking
fright!
Bulldog Humor
Purple Wings
Watching me,
from above,
purple wings
whimsically
fluttered
in the air,
While drool
dripped down
onto my face,
but to scold him,
I would not
so boldly
dare!
Bulldog Humor
No Tail
Flying proudly
right past me,
and perching
himself
upon
his dog food
bag,
He suddenly
looked
unbearably
happy,
(Although,
he had no tail
in which to wag)!
Bulldog Humor
Outer Space
Performing
familiar
pre-meal tricks,
such as
rolling over
(though,
in outer-space!),
Overwhelmed me
with such great
shock,
that I tripped
over my own
two feet,
and fell
onto my face!
Bulldog Humor
Last Loaf!
Jumping up
to feed
this dog,
which
once again,
hovered above
my head,
He suddenly
flew
right past me,
again,
and began
gobbling down
my last loaf
of bread!
Bulldog Humor
Scold?
Choosing not
to scold him,
and
thinking about,
instead,
making with him,
a deal,
I offered
to brush
his pretty
purple wings,
If only
my food
he would
never, again,
steal!
Bulldog Humor
Away He Flew!
Swooping
down,
beneath
me,
away he flew,
as I held on
tightly,
(so as
not to die!);
At that precise
moment,
I decided,
that
any food
Thor
ever wanted,
would be his,
as higher,
and higher
we continued to fly!
~
Bulldog Humor
Bulldog Humor
© 2017 BBYCGN
Comments
BBYCGN (author) from Uninhabited Regions on November 10, 2017:
Thank you, Bill. Thor is radioactive is some ways...lol.
William Kovacic from Pleasant Gap, PA on November 09, 2017:
Now, that's a special animal. No doubt about it! enjoyed it much, Tamara.
BBYCGN (author) from Uninhabited Regions on November 08, 2017:
Thank you, Dora :-) Thor is lots of fun...lol.
Hugs,
Tamara
Dora Weithers from The Caribbean on November 08, 2017:
Playful and sentimental. Lovely poetry.
BBYCGN (author) from Uninhabited Regions on November 07, 2017:
Thank you, Chitrangada :-) Yes, Thor is a sweety, and also a bit of a monster...lol.
Hugs,
Tamara
Chitrangada Sharan from New Delhi, India on November 07, 2017:
How nice to write a poem on a cute animal!
Beautiful and depicts your love for your bulldog!
Thanks for sharing this!
BBYCGN (author) from Uninhabited Regions on November 05, 2017:
Thank you, Hari :-) He is hovering above my head, right now.
BBYCGN (author) from Uninhabited Regions on November 05, 2017:
Thank you, Flourish:-) He’s quite the spectacle! He does so love his purple wings.
Hari Prasad S from Bangalore on November 05, 2017:
Cute poem dedicated to Thor.
- hari
FlourishAnyway from USA on November 05, 2017:
He is beautiful, purple wings and all.