Mr. Hypersensitivity

Updated on March 28, 2018
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Heather has a Bachelor's Degree in English from Moravian College and has been freelance writing for more than 10 years.

A person of very high and exacting principles

That has to be followed to the letter or else

Someone will get a tongue lashing of epic proportions

Face-to-face or via the corporate Cisco phone

Have been hung on by this demanding individual

A cross between Siskel, Ebert and Felix Unger

All rolled into a freakish combination of opinions and rules

Has a temper fiercer than Mount St. Helens during an eruption

Harvey Dent has nothing on this natural born critic

Minus the fact that he hasn't committed any crimes yet

Has watched enough Dateline episodes to plan something

Not tempted to break any laws at the moment

Even though they have a bit of a lead foot behind the wheel

On the straight and narrow yellow brick road

Subjected to the same standards and practices

As the rest of the inflicted huddled masses

A traditional rebel when it comes to following society's rules

Maybe, a slave to fashions from another time period

Have the 70s porn star mustache photos to prove it

Kept them for times when they have gone too far

A little bit of revenge vinegar to give him a taste of his own medicine

A spiteful dose of truth that never goes down well for both parties

Someone leaves the house angry and breaks the speed limit

Cooler heads eventually prevail after being locked in a mental freezer

Hands and legs shaking from anger and the cold

Ready to try to be the bigger person

Temper still on unstable ground

Not sure if it's gonna blow or not

Waiting to make sure there's no fallout from this

Don't know how long, but it will happen sooner or later.





Step back! There he blows his top.
Step back! There he blows his top.

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