Heather has a Bachelor's Degree in English from Moravian College and has been freelance writing for more than 12 years.
A person of very high and exacting principles
That has to be followed to the letter or else
Someone will get a tongue lashing of epic proportions
Face-to-face or via the corporate Cisco phone
Have been hung on by this demanding individual
A cross between Siskel, Ebert and Felix Unger
All rolled into a freakish combination of opinions and rules
Has a temper fiercer than Mount St. Helens during an eruption
Harvey Dent has nothing on this natural born critic
Minus the fact that he hasn't committed any crimes yet
Has watched enough Dateline episodes to plan something
Not tempted to break any laws at the moment
Even though they have a bit of a lead foot behind the wheel
On the straight and narrow yellow brick road
Subjected to the same standards and practices
As the rest of the inflicted huddled masses
A traditional rebel when it comes to following society's rules
Maybe, a slave to fashions from another time period
Have the 70s porn star mustache photos to prove it
Kept them for times when they have gone too far
A little bit of revenge vinegar to give him a taste of his own medicine
A spiteful dose of truth that never goes down well for both parties
Someone leaves the house angry and breaks the speed limit
Cooler heads eventually prevail after being locked in a mental freezer
Hands and legs shaking from anger and the cold
Ready to try to be the bigger person
Temper still on unstable ground
Not sure if it's gonna blow or not
Waiting to make sure there's no fallout from this
Don't know how long, but it will happen sooner or later.
Step back! There he blows his top.
