I bought a phone the other day,
at little cost I would say,
it's locked to optus, my little joke,
they have my account and cause no yoke.
Gave me fetch T.V. for free,
now I'm recording off my T.V.,
rent a movie at a small price,
buy all the ones that I like.
They gave me an internet package,
at a cost I can easily manage,
they gave me T.V. which I can edit,
when I'm sad they cheer me with a credit.
© 2018 JAMES