Rohan writes all sorts of bizarre things in the name of creativity. He is not known to be a humble person. There is too much pride in him.
Chutney, Chutney where have you been?
On Rocket Man’s plate
Or out on a dinner date?
You’re a favourite of
Not too many, but
You can be afforded for
Only a penny (Terms and conditions apply).
I love you and
You love yourself
You aren’t rare, so
I don’t care.
Do you like classical music
Or programming EDM on logic?
My mumma told me
Never to talk to strangers, but,
I love you, and
You love you.
The English language loves you dear
Party with me and have no fear
As the DJ the music spins
Let’s rub our collective chins
And wish we were sharks with fins.
:) :) :)
The feelings of the great Chutney have for long been disregarded. Chutney rights matter! How would you feel if you were treated as badly as a bit of chutney on a hungry man’s plate. What if you weren’t hot, and the dude had a sunken gait?
Chutney rights matter!
Chutney deserves make-up, because it ain’t made up. It’s for real. Let this sink in: The amazing and legendary Chutney is for real. Real like Boris Becker and Roger Federer and Serena Williams from Pyongyang, Massachusetts…
The next time you meet an authentic plateful of Chutney, treat it like you truly love it. Stand up and be a dude, and always remember that Chutney the Great is authentic food.
This lovely lady has Chutney on her mind.
© 2017 Rohan Rinaldo Felix