In Praise of Chutney

Updated on November 19, 2017
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Rohan writes all sorts of bizarre things in the name of creativity. He is not known to be a humble person. There is too much pride in him.

Look at this amazing concoction!
Look at this amazing concoction! | Source

Chutney, Chutney where have you been?

On Rocket Man’s plate

Or out on a dinner date?


You’re a favourite of

Not too many, but

You can be afforded for

Only a penny (Terms and conditions apply).

One Bitcoin is too much of a payment for even the most amazing Chutney ever, and yet, Chutney is awesome!
One Bitcoin is too much of a payment for even the most amazing Chutney ever, and yet, Chutney is awesome! | Source

I love you and

You love yourself

You aren’t rare, so

I don’t care.


Do you like classical music

Or programming EDM on logic?

My mumma told me

Never to talk to strangers, but,

I love you, and

You love you.


The English language loves you dear

Party with me and have no fear

As the DJ the music spins

Let’s rub our collective chins

And wish we were sharks with fins.


:) :) :)

Oh Chutney! I love thee!
Oh Chutney! I love thee! | Source

The feelings of the great Chutney have for long been disregarded. Chutney rights matter! How would you feel if you were treated as badly as a bit of chutney on a hungry man’s plate. What if you weren’t hot, and the dude had a sunken gait?

Chutney rights matter!

Chutney deserves make-up, because it ain’t made up. It’s for real. Let this sink in: The amazing and legendary Chutney is for real. Real like Boris Becker and Roger Federer and Serena Williams from Pyongyang, Massachusetts…

The next time you meet an authentic plateful of Chutney, treat it like you truly love it. Stand up and be a dude, and always remember that Chutney the Great is authentic food.

This lovely lady has Chutney on her mind.

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