I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.
If I had any sense
I would be making millions will AdSense
But here I am doing nonsense
Writing stuff which makes no sense
But how do I change my style to get ad cash flowing
What is the secret of marketing I am not knowing?
Do I change my style and become a Google Guru
Or do I shun technology and remain mystical Like Shaka Zulu
Where do I place these ad codes that everyone talks about?
I have no side bars on my site they ask about
Some say to put the codes on top of my pages
And it will garner bigger wages
But somehow I make no money from all these ads
Maybe it is just not my thing, no Google money bags
I wonder if I can make money some other way than with AdSense
Maybe I need to get offline and go do something Physical like build a fence
But some bloggers tell me that it is passive income
I ask them if they believe I am that dumb
No one makes money by doing work now and then nothing later
They told me technology today is an income generator
So I quickly ran to my computer and typed in how to make passive income
And a thousand page popped up telling me about making money online daily
I found sites which told me poets can make money selling poems to gentlemen and ladies
So I sat down at my laptop and wrote one hundred love sonnets
Hoping to make it big like warren buffet
But here I am still, digging off chilling with AdSense
© 2020 Clive Williams
Elijah A Alexander Jr from Washington, DC USA on January 05, 2020:
Clive, thanks a million for such a funny thing. I am so glad I only write to allow others to see what I've learn concerning living. Again thanks for the laugh.
Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on January 05, 2020:
Google AdSense pays so little that your poem seems fitting but chilling with AdSense does not sound fun to me.