If I Ad Sense

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

If I had any sense

I would be making millions will AdSense

But here I am doing nonsense

Writing stuff which makes no sense

But how do I change my style to get ad cash flowing

What is the secret of marketing I am not knowing?

Do I change my style and become a Google Guru

Or do I shun technology and remain mystical Like Shaka Zulu

Where do I place these ad codes that everyone talks about?

I have no side bars on my site they ask about

Some say to put the codes on top of my pages

And it will garner bigger wages

But somehow I make no money from all these ads

Maybe it is just not my thing, no Google money bags

I wonder if I can make money some other way than with AdSense

Maybe I need to get offline and go do something Physical like build a fence

But some bloggers tell me that it is passive income

I ask them if they believe I am that dumb

No one makes money by doing work now and then nothing later

They told me technology today is an income generator

So I quickly ran to my computer and typed in how to make passive income

And a thousand page popped up telling me about making money online daily

I found sites which told me poets can make money selling poems to gentlemen and ladies

So I sat down at my laptop and wrote one hundred love sonnets

Hoping to make it big like warren buffet

But here I am still, digging off chilling with AdSense

© 2020 Clive Williams

Comments

Elijah A Alexander Jr from Washington, DC USA on January 05, 2020:

Clive, thanks a million for such a funny thing. I am so glad I only write to allow others to see what I've learn concerning living. Again thanks for the laugh.

Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on January 05, 2020:

Google AdSense pays so little that your poem seems fitting but chilling with AdSense does not sound fun to me.