I Got Corona And Gave It Back

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

I don’t know what’s the big deal

I was at a restaurant the other day enjoying a meal

The waitress was nice and looked good indeed

The kind of woman who make men hearts bleed

I was chowing down on a spicy cheese burger and fries

And watching the news spewing all the lies

Just when I thought my burger was over

Here comes the waitress with a beer called Corona

I told her i didn’t order that but she said it was on the house

And winked at me like she wanted to be at my house

I never liked beer so i gave the Corona back

A glass of water was fine,

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