I Got Corona And Gave It Back
I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.
I don’t know what’s the big deal
I was at a restaurant the other day enjoying a meal
The waitress was nice and looked good indeed
The kind of woman who make men hearts bleed
I was chowing down on a spicy cheese burger and fries
And watching the news spewing all the lies
Just when I thought my burger was over
Here comes the waitress with a beer called Corona
I told her i didn’t order that but she said it was on the house
And winked at me like she wanted to be at my house
I never liked beer so i gave the Corona back
A glass of water was fine,
© 2020 Clive Williams
Comments
FlourishAnyway from USA on April 22, 2020:
That brand I think stopped production.
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 22, 2020:
The Bill has risen..go billy have a beer
Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on April 22, 2020:
You are so good with your funny poems. I got a kick out of this!
Bill Holland from Olympia, WA on April 22, 2020:
Unfortunately I would have given it back too. I love beer far too much. lol Loved the poem!
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 22, 2020:
Pam...beer is bad
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 22, 2020:
MG...have one on the house!!
Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on April 22, 2020:
I never liked beer either. This is a good poem, Clive.
MG Singh emge from Singapore on April 22, 2020:
That's a lovely poem. As an aside I love corona...... Only the beer and if the waitress is a bonus. Ha ha !
Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 21, 2020:
said Eric?
Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on April 21, 2020:
Sorry but I ain't buying it. You can not like beer, you can used to not like beer and you can not like beer for dinner. But you can never not ever liked beer.