I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

I don’t know what’s the big deal

I was at a restaurant the other day enjoying a meal

The waitress was nice and looked good indeed

The kind of woman who make men hearts bleed

I was chowing down on a spicy cheese burger and fries

And watching the news spewing all the lies

Just when I thought my burger was over

Here comes the waitress with a beer called Corona

I told her i didn’t order that but she said it was on the house

And winked at me like she wanted to be at my house

I never liked beer so i gave the Corona back

A glass of water was fine,

© 2020 Clive Williams

Comments

FlourishAnyway from USA on April 22, 2020:

That brand I think stopped production.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 22, 2020:

The Bill has risen..go billy have a beer

Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on April 22, 2020:

You are so good with your funny poems. I got a kick out of this!

Bill Holland from Olympia, WA on April 22, 2020:

Unfortunately I would have given it back too. I love beer far too much. lol Loved the poem!

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 22, 2020:

Pam...beer is bad

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 22, 2020:

MG...have one on the house!!

Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on April 22, 2020:

I never liked beer either. This is a good poem, Clive.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on April 22, 2020:

That's a lovely poem. As an aside I love corona...... Only the beer and if the waitress is a bonus. Ha ha !

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on April 21, 2020:

said Eric?

Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on April 21, 2020:

Sorry but I ain't buying it. You can not like beer, you can used to not like beer and you can not like beer for dinner. But you can never not ever liked beer.