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I Am Just Too Damn Sexy

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

I am just too God damn Sexy

I am just too God damn Sexy

Hey what you all looking at?

I know it’s me! I am just too freakin hot

I know you want me

But I am just too God damn sexy

My body is everyone’s envy

Don’t come too close, you may get burn

Because my bod is scorching, may ruin that perm

Wait, what the heck you trying to do

No touching amigo, I don’t know you

You see this spandex, it was made for my sexy

You see this beach shorts, it was made for my sexy

So unless you are just as hot, go take a hike Miss Betsy


Get me my mirror, let me admire me

I just can’t help loving my sexy

So many want a chance in my bed

At every turn I turn heads

I get hit on a lot

Because of all this sexy I got

I go chilling in the park with an ice cream sundae

Here comes the Calvary, everyone wants to play

God damn it, I must be the sexiest person alive

Tell the devil a hot angel as arrived

Look at me, all this sexiness going down the high road

Eyes pop out, tongues drooling, heads about to explode.


Sexy is me

1800 too sexy

© 2019 Clive Williams

Comments

Shannon Henry from Texas on December 12, 2019:

Okay, good. Wouldn't want you to burn yourself with all that hotness you have going on. LOL

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 11, 2019:

Hey Shan, No sexiness never hurts once you are born with it. I just acn't help being so sexy. Thanks for that sexy comment. Hey, how many times did I say sexy?

Shannon Henry from Texas on December 11, 2019:

Clive, Clive, Clive......all I can hear in my head now is that stupid song....."I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt.". So now I have to ask: does it hurt?

Suzie from Carson City on December 11, 2019:

LMAO.......I'll pass on the "glass of sexiness," Thanks anyway Clive. I could seriously hurt myself!

You're just too funny!

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 10, 2019:

Hey Paula...I never smoke....but I drank a tall glass of sexiness this morning. care for some?

Suzie from Carson City on December 10, 2019:

Clive....OK Honey. I have to ask...........What the HELL are you smokin??!! LOL

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 10, 2019:

Paula, the day i was born was when the word sexy was made.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 10, 2019:

Brenda,,,,,you sexy devil you.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 10, 2019:

Hey MG, you know us guys are born with sexiness

Suzie from Carson City on December 10, 2019:

Clive....I crack you up? Sexy guy....I think you were"CRACKED" the day you were born, when the Dr. dropped you on your head!! You are a TRIP, my friend!

BRENDA ARLEDGE from Washington Court House on December 10, 2019:

Clive,

Lol...okay I give!

One just cannot hide Sexiness.

Man or Woman....Let's Go for it! Let it show!

Loved John's & Paula's comments too!!

MG Singh emge from Singapore on December 10, 2019:

Sexy? Yes Clive your poem is and loved it.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 10, 2019:

Jodah....that too was a sexy comment

John Hansen from Queensland Australia on December 10, 2019:

Haha Clive.....I was reluctant to comment....it was all women up until now so I spoilt it. very funny, oh but sooo sexy.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 10, 2019:

Brenda...you know the sexiness just cant hide.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 10, 2019:

Thanks for that sexy comment Crezyl.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 10, 2019:

Paula, you crack up sexy guy with your sexy comment

Suzie from Carson City on December 09, 2019:

Brenda...What really makes it funny, is it's written by CLIVE!!

BRENDA ARLEDGE from Washington Court House on December 09, 2019:

It's great to feel sexy...but to flaunt it...well that makes it funny!

Crezyl Joy Villa Sabrido from Philippines on December 09, 2019:

This is funny but I like it❤

Suzie from Carson City on December 09, 2019:

Clive honey....Quick! Get yourself a bodyguard. We're all so worried for you, your safety & your reputation. Beat off those crazy, sex-starved hussies! No matter how much money they offer...just refuse! Remember your Purity Pledge! Don't fall for their lies & seduction. They're all phonies. They don't love you like we do. They can't give you what we can. Carry a baseball bat and learn to run as you're screaming, "HELP, Police, HELP!!"

We're forming a posse to come to your rescue, Oh Sex-god of all. Hold tight, don't give in. We have the paddy wagon, straight jacket & men in white coats! Be there soon! Wait for us at the Church! Until then, cover yourself and try to appear dull & ugly........Love, Your Girls!!

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 09, 2019:

Ruby...thanks for that sexy comment. But Trump aint got nothing on this block.

Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on December 09, 2019:

If I didn't know better, I'd think Trump wrote this!!!!! You sexy devil you. Hee.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 09, 2019:

Thanks for that sexy comment Pam.

Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on December 09, 2019:

That was so funny Clive. Good job.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on December 08, 2019:

Thanks for that sexy comment Flourish

FlourishAnyway from USA on December 08, 2019:

This was a hoot, Clive.