I Am Just Too Damn Sexy

Updated on December 8, 2019
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I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

I am just too God damn Sexy
I am just too God damn Sexy

Hey what you all looking at?

I know it’s me! I am just too freakin hot

I know you want me

But I am just too God damn sexy

My body is everyone’s envy

Don’t come too close, you may get burn

Because my bod is scorching, may ruin that perm

Wait, what the heck you trying to do

No touching amigo, I don’t know you

You see this spandex, it was made for my sexy

You see this beach shorts, it was made for my sexy

So unless you are just as hot, go take a hike Miss Betsy


Get me my mirror, let me admire me

I just can’t help loving my sexy

So many want a chance in my bed

At every turn I turn heads

I get hit on a lot

Because of all this sexy I got

I go chilling in the park with an ice cream sundae

Here comes the Calvary, everyone wants to play

God damn it, I must be the sexiest person alive

Tell the devil a hot angel as arrived

Look at me, all this sexiness going down the high road

Eyes pop out, tongues drooling, heads about to explode.


Sexy is me

1800 too sexy

© 2019 Clive Williams

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    • shanmarie profile image

      Shannon Henry 

      6 weeks ago from Texas

      Okay, good. Wouldn't want you to burn yourself with all that hotness you have going on. LOL

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      Clive Williams 

      6 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Hey Shan, No sexiness never hurts once you are born with it. I just acn't help being so sexy. Thanks for that sexy comment. Hey, how many times did I say sexy?

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      Shannon Henry 

      6 weeks ago from Texas

      Clive, Clive, Clive......all I can hear in my head now is that stupid song....."I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt.". So now I have to ask: does it hurt?

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      Paula 

      6 weeks ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      LMAO.......I'll pass on the "glass of sexiness," Thanks anyway Clive. I could seriously hurt myself!

      You're just too funny!

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      Clive Williams 

      6 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Hey Paula...I never smoke....but I drank a tall glass of sexiness this morning. care for some?

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      Paula 

      6 weeks ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Clive....OK Honey. I have to ask...........What the HELL are you smokin??!! LOL

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      Clive Williams 

      6 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Paula, the day i was born was when the word sexy was made.

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      Clive Williams 

      6 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Brenda,,,,,you sexy devil you.

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      Clive Williams 

      6 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Hey MG, you know us guys are born with sexiness

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      Paula 

      6 weeks ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Clive....I crack you up? Sexy guy....I think you were"CRACKED" the day you were born, when the Dr. dropped you on your head!! You are a TRIP, my friend!

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      BRENDA ARLEDGE 

      6 weeks ago from Washington Court House

      Clive,

      Lol...okay I give!

      One just cannot hide Sexiness.

      Man or Woman....Let's Go for it! Let it show!

      Loved John's & Paula's comments too!!

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      MG Singh 

      6 weeks ago from Singapore

      Sexy? Yes Clive your poem is and loved it.

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      Clive Williams 

      6 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Jodah....that too was a sexy comment

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      John Hansen 

      6 weeks ago from Queensland Australia

      Haha Clive.....I was reluctant to comment....it was all women up until now so I spoilt it. very funny, oh but sooo sexy.

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      Clive Williams 

      6 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Brenda...you know the sexiness just cant hide.

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      Clive Williams 

      6 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Thanks for that sexy comment Crezyl.

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      Clive Williams 

      6 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Paula, you crack up sexy guy with your sexy comment

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      Paula 

      6 weeks ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Brenda...What really makes it funny, is it's written by CLIVE!!

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      BRENDA ARLEDGE 

      6 weeks ago from Washington Court House

      It's great to feel sexy...but to flaunt it...well that makes it funny!

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      Crezyl Joy Villa Sabrido 

      7 weeks ago from Philippines

      This is funny but I like it❤

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      Paula 

      7 weeks ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Clive honey....Quick! Get yourself a bodyguard. We're all so worried for you, your safety & your reputation. Beat off those crazy, sex-starved hussies! No matter how much money they offer...just refuse! Remember your Purity Pledge! Don't fall for their lies & seduction. They're all phonies. They don't love you like we do. They can't give you what we can. Carry a baseball bat and learn to run as you're screaming, "HELP, Police, HELP!!"

      We're forming a posse to come to your rescue, Oh Sex-god of all. Hold tight, don't give in. We have the paddy wagon, straight jacket & men in white coats! Be there soon! Wait for us at the Church! Until then, cover yourself and try to appear dull & ugly........Love, Your Girls!!

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      Clive Williams 

      7 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Ruby...thanks for that sexy comment. But Trump aint got nothing on this block.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      7 weeks ago from Southern Illinois

      If I didn't know better, I'd think Trump wrote this!!!!! You sexy devil you. Hee.

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      Clive Williams 

      7 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Thanks for that sexy comment Pam.

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      7 weeks ago from Sunny Florida

      That was so funny Clive. Good job.

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      Clive Williams 

      7 weeks ago from Jamaica

      Thanks for that sexy comment Flourish

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      FlourishAnyway 

      7 weeks ago from USA

      This was a hoot, Clive.

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