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I Am Just Too Damn Sexy

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

I am just too God damn Sexy

I am just too God damn Sexy

Hey what you all looking at?

I know it’s me! I am just too freakin hot

I know you want me

But I am just too God damn sexy

My body is everyone’s envy

Don’t come too close, you may get burn

Because my bod is scorching, may ruin that perm

Wait, what the heck you trying to do

No touching amigo, I don’t know you

You see this spandex, it was made for my sexy

You see this beach shorts, it was made for my sexy

So unless you are just as hot, go take a hike Miss Betsy

Get me my mirror, let me admire me

I just can’t help loving my sexy

So many want a chance in my bed

At every turn I turn heads

I get hit on a lot

Because of all this sexy I got

I go chilling in the park with an ice cream sundae

Here comes the Calvary, everyone wants to play

God damn it, I must be the sexiest person alive

Tell the devil a hot angel as arrived

Look at me, all this sexiness going down the high road

Eyes pop out, tongues drooling, heads about to explode.

Sexy is me

1800 too sexy

© 2019 Clive Williams

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