I Am In Peanut Heaven
Wow They Are So Good
Some people need a good old stiff drink
Other people like a good cigar
For me it's peanuts
I especially love the roasted ones in the shell
They give me a workout
There are very few peanuts I won't eat
I had raw peanuts
They were awful
Why I love peanuts so much
They are so interesting to eat
You can crack them with your teeth
Snap them in your fingers
Crush them in the palm of your hand
Those little fellas can make quite the mess
When i am craving a snack
They are better for you than cookies and cake
Not sweet as candy
They do taste good
Here is an idea
Next time you play card games
You can pretend their money and see who can win the most
Don't forget to eat a few in the process
Just in case you lose the rest
I love the crunching sound they make
I almost forgot
Make sure nobody has a peanut allergy
That wouldn't be good
We want to play it safe
I am not sure how far back I can remember eating peanuts for the first time
I do remember eating them when I was little
I also loved the peanut commercials over the years
On a rare occasion, I got to go to a baseball game
You could buy a small paper bag filled with them
I think it was the same way at the circus
I remember mostly eating them at home
Dry honey-roasted in the jar
Mixed nuts in the metal can
Walnuts in a bowl of fruit at Thanksgiving
Pistachio peanuts in a dish at Aunt Madeline's
If you leave me alone
I will eat them all
There used to be beer nuts at parties
Of course, people have added peanuts to everything over the years
It can only make things even tastier
Brownies with nuts
All kinds of nuts buried deep inside delicious fudge
Chocolate candies with nuts
Carmel popcorn what would it be without nuts
I guess you have to be a little nutty to read this
Well have a great night
Be careful if you leave your peanuts on the table on the deck
Squirrels might just walk off with them
Leaving you only a few shells and peanut dust
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