Hell's New Renovations: A Silly Poem
Hey, did you hear about hell's renovations
some say devil got old and can't stand heat
so he installed air condition with an intention
to make it more competitive to heaven's retreat.
Ever since, a crowd of politicians are doing their best
to qualify, and putting their name on that waiting list
competing with criminals, thugs, and that shiny rest
including from here and there a boys-loving priest.
With all lust and vice and alike attractions
it's becoming more and more place to retire
all that one has to do is avoid decent actions
and nothing else that conditions would require.
I used to be undecided about that ultimate trip
even thought of converting the dude with forks
but now this plan is something I will gladly skip
I don't want to end up being with political folks.
So, see you later, unless you'll be busy
carrying the luggage of your political ace
and in this meantime let's all take it easy
each practicing for our chosen last place.