Heavy Metal Picnic

Luke writes things, and some of those things are ridiculous. This is one of those things.

Laying out the blanket

Heavy metal picnic

Open up the basket

That's shaped like a casket

This is an outdoor feast

Let's invite Judas Priest

All the food that's greasy

Was made by AC/DC

The cheese board's nearly all gone

Thanks to Marilyn Manson

But all's not lost among us

Metallica brought hummus