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Happy Birthnight

I'm a caregiver and an artist. I received high honors in creative writing, fine arts, and sculpture at Montserrat College of Art.

Happy Birthnight

Happy birthday to my friend.
Another day closer to the end.

Here a present, have a gift.
The gloom of getting older, I hope to lift.

So blow out the candles and sing that old song.
You gonna be dead soon not before long.

With each year that goes by, time seems to move faster.
Better be nice and donate to the pastor.

When the birthday party is over, its time to move on.
So eat up your cake and pack up that bong.

The Grim Reaper is coming, and soon you'll be gone.
So you might as well do it, like Cheech and like Chong.

Happy birthnight.

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© 2019 Jason Nicolosi


Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on October 20, 2019:

Thanks Adam. I glad you had a chance to read it. I appreciate tge comment.

Adam Mason from Melbourne, Australia on October 20, 2019:

Hahaha, quality content -

Jason Nicolosi (author) from AZ on October 20, 2019:

Ha, ha, thanks John. I thought it was funny in a dark way too. It was a fun write. I appreciate your comments.

John Hansen from Queensland Australia on October 20, 2019:

Lol that is not nice at all. Fun poem but nasty haha.

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