Funny and Nonsensical Limericks
Medini is a writer with a huge passion for poetry. She has been writing poems for more than 10 years, with many of them published.
There was a very old game,
Which had very little fame.
The only animal which played,
Was a donkey which brayed.
"Who's the Donkey" was the game's name!
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There was a boy who loved balloons,
And watched funny cartoons.
His nose was very bad,
He was very sad.
His nose was shaped like spoons!
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Popeye the sailor man,
Had lost his frying pan.
He looked up and down,
And then put on a frown.
He had fried himself in his pan!
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There was once a boy named Tim,
Who had a father named Jim.
He went to Miami,
Had some Salami,
But remained quite slim!
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There was once a forest,
Where animals took rest.
It had a lion which roared,
And an eagle which soared.
And that's why it is the best!
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© 2020 Medini Rajan
Comments
Medini Rajan (author) from Bangalore, India on November 10, 2020:
Thank you !
Medini Rajan (author) from Bangalore, India on November 10, 2020:
Thank you!
Medini Rajan (author) from Bangalore, India on November 08, 2020:
Brenda and John,
Thank you! That was my favorite one as well :)
BRENDA ARLEDGE from Washington Court House on November 07, 2020:
These are quite cute.
I love the little boy with the spoon the best.
Thanks for sharing.
John Hansen from Queensland Australia on November 07, 2020:
Hi Medina, I love limericks and have written a few myself. These brought a smile. The poor boy with a nose shaped like spoons.