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Haiku for Friends

Linda (Kaywood) Bilyeu is a self-published author. Her books are available on Amazon. She writes from the heart—there is no other way.

To My Funny Friends

Friends are the family we choose. No matter how long you have known your friends, you will have everlasting memories to share. Even if you have never met your friends because they live in your computer, chances are your memories will be even more significant.

Friends come in to our lives for a reason. I firmly believe there is no coincidence when some one enters our part of the world. We might never know the reason, but we sure do appreciate the friendship.

Friends leave our lives, for one reason or another. But, it's what they leave behind that matters most. We learn from one another. We teach each other something we might have never known.

I love my friends. I have quite a few funny friends. We have made many memories that made me laugh out loud. This haiku tribute is for you...

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Haikus for Friends

We snort while laughing
hilarious as can be
we might even pee

Late as usual
lame excuses make us smile
early bird never

Always have your back
defense mechanisms up
never fear my dear

Bickering we do
back and forth all through the day
what more can we say

Mambo jerk and twerk
fabulous and funny friends
gyrate to music

Debates are habit
opinionated we are
chuckle till the end

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Coffee tea or wine
always prepared with a fix
good to the last drop

Tears from a break up
once again lessons are learned
time to fix make up

Borrowing outfits
vanishing never return
till the next party

Hormonal mood swings
attacking the innocent
watch out she might blow

Wicked witches not
no potion in our cauldron
leave room for our broom

Shapes of all sizes
curvaceous bodies galore
size doesn't matter

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Your opinion counts...

Friendship Song starring Lucy & Ethel

© 2014 Linda Bilyeu

Comments

Mary Hyatt from Florida on June 03, 2015:

Loved this! I enjoyed the needed laugh today. Thanks! I always laughed at Lucy and Ethel; perfect examples of friends.

peachy from Home Sweet Home on January 31, 2015:

very true haiku about friends, we can even laugh till we pee in our pants

Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on September 23, 2014:

LOL funny. I loved your haikus..

Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on August 31, 2014:

Like the Air Battle of Britain, a few can do a lot. I owe you one in return.

CrisSp from Sky Is The Limit Adventure on August 31, 2014:

Great collection of haiku. Fun read today! Have a great Sunday and happy labor day sunshine!

B Lucy from Podunk, Virginia on August 31, 2014:

This is just wonderful!! Your introduction is beautiful and the haiku gave me quite a chuckle!! Voted on and shared!!

Joanna Chandler from On Planet Earth on August 18, 2014:

Hey Sunshine good morning nice poem :)

Thanks for sharing it with us

torrilynn on June 19, 2014:

I absolutely love Haikus. I think they are fun and always telling some story of some sort. also, thanks for making me laugh. much appreciated.

Christy Birmingham from British Columbia, Canada on June 19, 2014:

Oh sweet sunshine! Poems + laughter + friends = an amazing combination!! Sharing here and on Twitter :)

Nithya Venkat from Dubai on June 09, 2014:

Came back to read again, great poems!!

Michelle Liew from Singapore on June 09, 2014:

Funny, yet show what friends do...accept each other as they are!

manatita44 from london on June 05, 2014:

I like your Haiku's. They're cool. This one is really true. My favourite.

"Hormonal mood swings

attacking the innocent

watch out she might blow."

moonlake from America on May 30, 2014:

Lol enjoyed your haikus. We all need good friends. Voted up.

Rebecca Mealey from Northeastern Georgia, USA on May 28, 2014:

This is very cute, endearing and so reflective of you, sunshine!

Audrey Howitt from California on May 28, 2014:

Oh you had me at hello!! I love it when I snort!

Suzanne Day from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia on May 24, 2014:

Very cute haikus! Voted awesome ;)

Rajan Singh Jolly from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar, INDIA. on April 30, 2014:

Enjoyable, some very much! Thanks for the laughs, Linda!

Victoria Lynn from Arkansas, USA on April 27, 2014:

Yes, I chuckled. Girlfriends are the best! And we probably do pee when we laugh the older we get! LOL. Great poem!

Jamie Lee Hamann from Reno NV on April 07, 2014:

Great fun! Thank you. Jamie

Rebecca Mealey from Northeastern Georgia, USA on April 07, 2014:

Clever! And using Lucy and Ethel as examples? Perfect!

Michelle Liew from Singapore on April 07, 2014:

A beautiful tribute to your friends, Linda!

Dianna Mendez on April 04, 2014:

You had me going on some of the lines! I especially loved the clip of Lucy and Ethel - one of my favorites from the show.

Audrey Selig from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma on March 31, 2014:

Hi Linda Thanks for making me laugh. Friends are so important in our lives, and laughter on this site takes away pain and suffering, giving joy to all. May we continue to laugh, and thank you for sharing the delights of the poetry with us. Blessings. Audrey. Sharing

Nell Rose from England on March 26, 2014:

Hi Linda, sorry I missed this one! where was I? lol! loved this, and yes friends are a funny lot aren't they? thanks for making me smile, laugh, chuckle, take your pick! lol!

Claudia Mitchell on March 26, 2014:

Loved this and sent it to a friend I haven't seen in many years. Thanks for the smiles today!

Devika Primić from Dubrovnik, Croatia on March 26, 2014:

Great idea for some laughter your hubs are very interesting and informative.

Gypsy Rose Lee from Daytona Beach, Florida on March 24, 2014:

Made me think of the saying friends till the end. Delightful!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 24, 2014:

Thank you Vicki! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 24, 2014:

Hi Vellur and Pam...Keep on smiling :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 24, 2014:

Hi Brave, a snort a day keeps the doctor away! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 24, 2014:

Ida...We Love Lucy! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 24, 2014:

Yay Flourish...I was hoping we could all see a bit of ourselves or our friends. Maybe not all, possibly a few. :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 24, 2014:

Good to know John...LOL!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 24, 2014:

Hi Audrey, I know this is a rough time for you. I'm glad I was able to supply some smiles for you :)

Nithya Venkat from Dubai on March 24, 2014:

Great haiku, awesome!! LOL, enjoyed reading.

Shauna L Bowling from Central Florida on March 24, 2014:

What a breath of fresh air, Linda! Well, more like a snort and a gurgle. I really like the one about the hormonal mood swings - so true!

blessing980306 on March 24, 2014:

These made me laugh!I love the video attached!Well done Subshine625!

FlourishAnyway from USA on March 24, 2014:

These were great! Most of us could see ourselves and those we know in your words.

John Hansen from Queensland Australia on March 24, 2014:

These were fun sunshine. I laughed but didn't...you know...haha. Well done, voted up funny.

Victoria Lynn from Arkansas, USA on March 23, 2014:

Awesome! Especially the first stanza. LOL!!!

Audrey Hunt from Idyllwild Ca. on March 23, 2014:

Oh, this is just what the Doctor ordered for the vocalcoach - still laughing till my face hurts! Your wit is the best medicine my sunshine.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 23, 2014:

Good to know Bill...Lol

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 23, 2014:

Hi LoveDoc...Thank you!

Bill Holland from Olympia, WA on March 23, 2014:

Laugh out loud, yes! Pee...not quite! Great fun, Linda!

lovedoctor926 on March 23, 2014:

Nicely done. This is true about friendship. I'm with you on this one.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 23, 2014:

Well done The Effer...Your haikus rocked! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 23, 2014:

Thanks Daisy! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on March 23, 2014:

Thank you Martie! I wouldn't have known as much as I do about South Africa without having you as a friend! :)

Suzie from Carson City on March 23, 2014:

There you are my Friend

One I'll always treasure so

Wishing you the best

Sisters, though apart

Our lives meet in cyber space

Connecting our hearts!!

Great Haiku, GF......You rock and always will! The EFFER :)

Daisy Mariposa from Orange County (Southern California) on March 23, 2014:

Linda,

You did a great job with your micropoetry. I enjoyed your senryu very much.

Martie Coetser from South Africa on March 23, 2014:

Love this! Your introduction, too, is absolutely profound.

Good to know you, Linda! Even only in cyberspace you are a valuable and adorable friend :)