Dummies' Anthem: A Poetic Satire
May dummies of the world all unite
because all future belongs to their kind
after glorious past filled with violent delight
and present being lived with an absence of mind.
Yours is the world and it has always been
every crown designed to fit just your head
every soldier ever looking lean and mean
every beggar's corner good for daily bread.
Down with brains, up with guts!
Make all your beliefs look profane
world was created for idiots and nuts
so down with anyone intelligent and sane.
Don't ever forget those promises you made
to fight every sign of smartness and order
defend insanity with every gun and blade
spread it like religion without any border.
Agreements are for wimps who don't know better
so make sure to protest for sake of protesting
respect your Manifesto to its very last letter,
and work against reason with no resting.
Dummies of the world, now spread your wings!
Together you are stronger, don't waste hour
for, you are the force, you are the kings
so make every sweetness turn sour.