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Dummies' Anthem: A Silly Rhyme

Val enjoys writing his own style of what resembles poetry, just hoping to catch someone's heart on the same page.


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

-- George Carling

May all dummies now unite

for future belongs to their kind

after glorious past of violent delight

and present lived with an absence of mind.

Yours is the world, always has been

every crown made to fit just your head

each of your soldiers being lean and mean

and each corner good for beggar's daily bread.

Down with those brains -- long live guts

grab it if you can, don't bother to explain

this world was created for idiots and nuts

so down with anyone intelligent and sane!

Don't ever forget those promises you made

to fight every sign of smartness and order

defend your insanity with gun and blade

spread it like religion without border.

Harmony is for wimps who don't know any better

so make sure to protest for sake of protesting

respect your Manifesto to its very last letter

and work against reason without resting.

Give your politicians your full trust

for only they can lie better than you

love local drug dealer, that you must

and avoid anything that sounds true.

Start some wars, we haven't had enough

it doesn't really matter whom your may fight

forget about love, friendship and all the silly fluff

and just keep all those priests and nuns out of sight.

Dummies of the world, come on spread your wings

together you are strong, don't waste any hour

for you are the force -- you are the kings

so make every sweetness turn sour.

© 2022 Val Karas

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